[h]Chief Bandit[/h]

Note: I got to CB like three/four days ago, I was just too lazy to actually post anything. It was too thrilling.
I was level 68. It was like:

“OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SO CLOSE TO CB! LIKE NOWAI!”

It was this that pushed me on. When 68 became 69 [My favourite number >D, Picture One] It had only been 2 days. The next day, I was level 70.

The long agonizing 200% grind was cut down KFT quests. Even though all they gave was melted cheese and continuous strands of experience, it helped me with twenty percent.

I was on fifty two percent, level sixty nine on Saturday Morning. I grinded ‘till twelve o’clock in which I put myself on EXACTLY 99%. I left off for Orbis in which I managed to see Aaron/cghealer Pqing before leaving for El Nath.

Funnily enough, when I reach El Nath, Macaw was the only one to see me level up on Jr. Yetis. [[ Not implying anything, and the Jr. Yetis were REAL crummy experience. I could almost 100% KO them all the time. It was like ALMOST 0.01% per kill, and Macaw made it worse because she kept misting. >:[ ]]

I leveled up to 70. The glory. The excitement. [[Picture 2: I had to crop it because It was bigger than the limit. :S Even if it was in JPG.]]

I went back to Nath, talked to Arec. [[3rd Job Advancement leader for Thief who thinks he’s so cool with a star stuck on his face. Oh wait. That’s a scar. Oops. ]]

After that, I went back to Orbis to take the ship to Ellinia. On the way to Orbis, at about, Snowy Hill, I got SMEGAed to level up twice [Once by my friend’s sister and once by Annikabelle. For some reason, the screenshots are extremely smudgy so I won’t post them. I got spammed by heaps of people including this basil trader from ages ago. I was also congratulated and asked how to get out of Shalom’s Temple by this person called zooloo. He’s level 70+ and he’s stuck in a map that has no way of exiting or getting in, currently.

When I reached Ellinia, I taxi-ed to Kerning then to talk to Dark Lord. [[How long does he stay up there? When his arch-enemies come to kill him do they have to wait for him to come down? o___o ]]

He told me I had to walk into an insane monkey colony and then talk to a big spiderweb with holes in it. Wonderful. Just perfect. Monkey swamp 2, here I come. ._.

I managed to avoid SOME of the monkeys, only to be battered down by some at the top. I talked to the spiderweb, and got warped in. Walked on map right, and got into the area where the clone was supposed to be. I expected a greeting before we fought but I guess I was wrong. ._.

You know the Dark Clone is so cheap. His claw doesn’t punch. So he still uses avenger/single weird blackred star/lucky seven [[Does he even use lucky seven?]]even when I’m right next to him. In the whole 1.5-2 minutes I used to kill him, he managed to “weaken” [[Jump curse]] like three to four times and summon tauromacis once. Avenger is nasty. 1.1k damage +
Red/black star, I don’t know, I don’t think I’ve been hit by it.
Touch damage is like 500.

I managed to kill him quick, talk to another crystal [[ Are all Maplestory characters Schizophrenic or something? T__T ]] And get out. I “nearest town scrolled” back to Kerning and talked to Dark Lord. He gave me a medal for physical strength. From here, it was the long agonizing wait for the boat to Orbis, then Nath.

[h]Fastforward: El Nath, Cold Field II[/h]

When I was here, I realised I forgot to talk to Arec again.

One town scroll and five minutes later

Wonderful. I’ve increased schizophrenic-ness! I get to talk to a HUGE stone and give it a dark crystal as a sacrifice. Great. The HUGE stone is going to magically ask me questions, telekinetically or something. >>;

I got the dark crystal ores from FoG-ing, and one from my new friend from FoG, GentleGooo. You meet heaps of people from FoG, right now I know three level 80+, 80CB, 81 DK and 82 Ranger aka the Archassassin [[Seriously, he’s pro at jump shooting with haste, I have a picture of him leveling in mid-air. Pro. o_____o]]

I managed to pass the five question wisdom test without too much difficulty. Only problem was question four when it asked which NPC’s had nothing to do with upgrading, creating materials etc. I forgot who Shane was. ._.

Shane is the guy in Ellinia that takes you to Sabitrama’s place. I passed the test nevertheless, without failing and was taking up the mesos explosion build, good or not, I don’t know. But so far I’ve used 2 million mesos. You decide for me.

Since I couldn’t keep an eye on my own money without consistently dropping it and see-ing 1k+ damage, I made one of the people on my buddylist my Financial Advisor. [[Just hoping it works]]

So far she told me to stop dropping mesos and a’sploding it. ._.

I went Goby-ing a few times, with and without Drew. I mean, its so fun and addicting. Dropping 1k bags and asploding them, then watching the experience bar rise insanely. It’s fun, but so far, 5 casualties in which I heard whistling gravestones. You know, I swear, I could die like a million times, waste millions of mesos, and still go back. Too bad I don’t swim in money. [[Picture 3: Goby mass damage with bags of 1101]]

At Aqua Road I managed to cross Tiger by accident, sort of. He was wearing level thirty armour and going: MESOSSS PLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

There were three people watching Tiger. One of them dropped 50 mesos and tiger’s like:
Thx’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Thx’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Thx’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Lmao. It was hysterical, like really.

He claims to have been famed by Tiger. After a while, Tiger attracted a huge crowd of people, all dropping mesos for him.

At first, I thought he was hacked, but I saw what happened afterwards, I’ll tell that later.

I had the funny plan of dropping mesos, then exploding it. It made Tiger go “NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”

;D

Tiger’s like, lucky or something. I mean, I traded someone for a 10% cape dex at FM, came back, and scrolled it in Aquarium Department Store, it worked, and I had a 3dex 4 slot Black Gaia. Then I 60%’d it once in same map and, Voila, 5dex.

I got bored of Tiger. You know, it just happens. Went to goby for half hour, came back. Tiger’s still there. I checked on him. A few people are calling him a noob. He takes his Fair Frozen out. Pwnt. He gets famed by two passerbys.

From there I went to OPQ some more with my Financial Advisor. xO I managed to avenge my previous deaths by killing Papa Pixie a total of ten times, like almost solo. The experience was zany. What was even more zany was the fact I wasted 1mil doing it ten times. Wonderful. I might do it a few more times.

From there, I was subconsciously training myself. I don’t actually remember training, and now I’m on 70%. o_____o

[[Picture 4: Shortest PQ ever maybe? Finished at half way point]]

Ah.. Maybe my longest blog ever. ._.

Well it ends here. After the next period

~Nezzy

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