Well, one person, a poem for Newbies. Making it up as I go along, and taking information from Henesys Ch1
8D

From the distance I hear,
MEZOS PLOX – Oh God, they’re near,
The ringing noise of a trade request lingers in my ear,
“OMG ITENZ PLIZ, I HUV NU GEER”

I simply can’t stand it, I decline and defame
Only to hear the reply OMG I HIV ANUVER NAME
This insignificant creature continues, “IT LEVEL 92”
And then I laugh when it goes on to say “IT PWN U”

So, I finally have enough,
Thus I ask – Is a Macaque tough?
They reply “ye it reel strung but i pwn it with poisin mist”
So I laugh and tell them, that the monster doesn’t exist,
One of these creatures defeated…So many left to go.

Hope you liked that one. 8D