“GHASGHSAKJDEHSHDUSFURRURURGERRADDAMAHGARDENYAHBUNCHAHOEBAGSARHFASDFHAFHSDLFJHSD”

“…? Did you hear that?”

“Yeah, I’m scared, hold me! I think it was a hobo!”

Nipples approaches the bush. As he does he can hear a man and a woman cowering, or at least making cowering noises. Or at least he thinks they’re cowering noises. Nipples steps over the bush to find the couple hunched together clinging to a giant golden idol. Nipples is stunned. The most valuable thing he’d ever seen was a chocolate cream. Not the chocolate. read more

Nipples was born of a bun. He emerged from his bun to become a human form.
With one nipple. Irony was cruel.

With the past over and dusted with, let us begin with the adventure of Nipples, God of Toasties.

Nipples awoke. What a nightmare. What a horrible, horrible woman! Nipples yawned and streched, arose from his patch of dirt he called his “living room” and began another day of hoboism. Nipples was poor and owned nothing as he was born of a bun. A discarded bun. A discarded stale bun. With green patches. read more

No, not the whatever it is on Maple, cape I think.
The person. Sera + Serph.

Final dungeon on Digital Devil Saga 2. I’m on the sun, and I can tell you this;

GAME IS EPIC.

You need to buy it. Really.

Anyways, now that I’ve got that overwith, I’ll be writing a story about a person. Ho’yes I’m so original. Anyways, I’ll be letting the readers decide what happens next (By popular vote). read more

So yeah, went from around 7pm ~ 12pm Ludi PQ’ing.

Toastie has aquired during this;

Red Napoleon x 2
Dark Napoleon x 1
Level x 2
Fame x 3
Headache x 1
Potions x dsfargeg
Scrolls x 1
New friends x 1 JOY.

Toastie did NOT aquire during this due to some real tards, the only name I can remember is Croumi. Defame. D:<

Red Napoleon x 1
Skull earrings x 2
Heart Earrings x 1 read more

Nipples was your average green snail. 3EXP, 9HP, what more could a snail want? Nipples earned a living for himself and his family through being a henchmen for Toenails’ evil empire.

Toenails was a red snail, bent on taking over the world. Toenails had his second in command; Foetus, who advised him on how to take over the world more easily. They had started with the dirt patch nearest Amherst and moved on to underneath the barrels above the dreaded orange mushrooms, whom roam the lands savaging anything in their path. Yes, Toenails’ empire was vast. read more

First, to make this Maple related;

I havn’t been on Maple on a few days, I feel so unfulfilled

Been playing Digital Devil Saga 2 mostly. Spoilers to follow, don’t read if you don’t want to.

what @ SERPH DYING AND ROLAND DESERTING YOU, I like, downloaded 300k worth of Mantra’s for them. A–hats. :k

So yeah, happy hogmany (what they call new year in Scotland) to all of you, and to those hardcore grinding at a time like this, I bless ye. You now have 1+ “OMG LOL THEY SO SAD” status cause I’ve pointed you out to the world. So yeah, to all those to have a view, let us raise our glasses at the bells, E-Unification ftw! read more

12:30AM. EMS. You’re level 35~50. You’re bored senseless.

LOLE PQ

There’s so many great reasons to PQ this early in the morning.

1) Hardly anyone’s ever on, so you’re almost guarantee’d a channel
2) You’ll end up in a party with no one who speaks your native tounge
3) PROFIT.

Whilst typing this I’m in a Ludi PQ with 5 germans who have no clue that English is even a language. It’s great fun, even without being semi-racist with random read more

So yeah, started playing EMS, much fun already got a few reliable friends; whom I can already nickname;

CAEV, Sunny, Wangbuddy (oh lawd) and Boxhead….and Yarden I suppose but that’s a sucky nickname.

All great guys, you should wave or spam them if you get the chance in EMS.

So I’m currently level 36 as a cleric, brilliant. During my crunching from level 31~35 I’ve realised 70% of EMS are KSing freaks. I mean seriously. read more

Back again, wrote a whole giant blog but put in the wrong pic type. Ugh. I’ll edit this tomorrow when I wake up, but yeah, I’ll list my blog in points

– Back from Turf Battles
– Lv.31 in one week
– Started over in Khaini
– 4mil in the two weeks
– Lv.40 in Broa before going back

I’ll be sure to expand on these later, sorry folks, and it’s good to be back! ~Hyper read more