Eh, ran out of cheezy things to say for titles.
You understand that.

Ok. Lets get down to brass tacks.

Well.. sorta.

For starters, I’ve been playing Turok for the 360.
ITS HARD! (Single-player wise)
Seriosully, you WILL die at least 5 times.

But its the multiplayer that gets ya.
Tons of fun there and easy to pick up.

Lets start with the basics.
You have an SMG and Knife to start off with.
SMG = Sucks

Nuff said.

Now the Knife.. OH the knife.
Best weapon in the game actually. Lol

1-Hit kill Knife.
And you do a cool sequence of you killing the player.
Check this Montage!

link

Long montage..
Now, you might be wondering.

“Why was there a Dinosaur in multiplayer?”

CAUSE THERE ARE!
In every multiplayer map, there are NPC Dinosaurs in a certain location.

Like in my favorite map, which is 2 bases and a bridge, there are Scorpian bugs beneath the bridge.

“What do these things do?”

Try to kill you.

They are a pain at times, a blessing at another, and a laugh here or there.
Like, at one point, me and a guy were shooting each other. Really getting at it, when suddenly one of the Scorpians jump in him!

See, THATS where they get ya.

Besides knocking you down, the dino’s have a move to go into a Button-Sequence with your character.
Like, while I was running to get to the Flag in a CTF match, a Raptor jumped onto my character, it went into Third Person and showed the raptor on me and trying to bite my face.
My character of course was screaming like
“AAHHH!! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF!AHH! SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP!”
While on the screen, it instructed me to rabidly hit R.
I did and my character started stabbing the dino in its face and got it off him.

Course, when the sequence is happening, other players can still kill you.

Theres also a Shotgun = Awesome
Sniper Rifle = 1-Hit Kill
Flamethrower = Uber pwnage
Sticky Gun = 50/50
Rocket Launcher = Many noobs…
Plasma Rifle = Not the best…
Torgue Bow = 1 Hit Kill

And thats it.

OK!
Onto PW stuff.

There was a Territory War this week.

Legacy attacked Memoire… and we lost… Legacy took 1 of our lands..
Down to 4 >.>
Then Legacy got attacked the next day by Shades, Memoire, and Mythical.

THEY DEFENDED AGAINST THEM ALL!
DX<

Reason being is.

All the high levels of the guild ImmortaL joined with Legacy as “protection” against Memoire and Shades…
So they’re kinda unstoppable.

HOWEVER!

A plan has been made!

I will not tell of this plan for fear a Legacy, Shades, Espada, or any other hostile Guild member may be reading this…

But YEAH!

Ok.. so what happened today.

Oh yeah!

FRENEZY!

FreneZy in PW is a guild of PKers. All they do is PK.
THEY PK ANYONE!
So the only thing Memoire and Espada have in common besides the eternal hatred of each other… is their eternal hatred of FreneZy.

See Pic 1

The Red circled players represent the FreneZy members.
Blue circled are Non-FreneZy members.
Theres NEVER been this many in 1 group.
Maybe 3-4, but never THIS!
(More came as well).

Their Guild Master and Vice Guild Master was there too.

In the end.
Inf3rna1s guild came and attacked them. Me and Silass from Memoire were there too.

I killed 1 person.
Yeah.. only 1.
Everyone else was already dead.

But the good news was. She dropped stuff when she died

Thats the thing about PW and Death.

If you die, there is a 1% chance you’ll drop something.

If your red named and you die, you WILL drop something. (If your killed by another player).
And what you drop is random. 15% Chance it’ll be something you have equipped.

When she died I got some FB Blood Materials.
Eh, good to collect.

Earlier on, me and some Espada guys did an FB49 together
(Not all Espada are evil)

I had much fun.

Picture 2- QUICK! GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!
That bunny is MINE!
I got it also with the Cat.

So now I have a huge “Huggy Bunny” named Waffles following me when I choose.

Picture 3 4 and 5 are De-Motivational posters.

I had some fun with them.

Lol.

link

Mitch FTW

&NR=1

Anyways.

I’m gonna go for now.
Probably play more Turok.
Or PW.
Or cake…

~Grimno (THIS, IS, CAKE-TOWN!)

P.S.- Mip! NUUU!