This really isn’t an exact update in my life, but then again I like Mmotales so i’m gonna blog it anyway~ =D

I get on maple, channel 18… then all of a sudden… *chat invite from ——*
Of course I opened it to find a noob, that apparently I did not know at all.
Noob: ASHLEYY COME HERE
“eh? o.o”
Noob: GUESS WHO IT IS =D
“umm…a noob?”
Noob: -.-
” um okayyy someone I know?”
Noob: WELL DUH I KNOW YOUR NAME!
“ripley?”
Noob: No o.o
“radu?”
Noob: No way he’d be wayy higher leveled.
“ahah.”
-looks at noob suspiciously-
paces in a circle*
“ello mark”
Noob: DAMMIT

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Yes so unfortunately Mark was banned for an unknown reason and is now leveling his 7 year old brother’s character.
Which I dare say has the funniest name in the world! Kinda cute becuase he’s only 7, but seeing Mark playing on it is hilarious. Then. I . Had. A . Thought.
-thinks-
*MAGICAL STUFF THAT CANNOT BE DESCRIBED HAPPENS*
-says into buddy chat “I GOT IT!!!”-
buddies: wth ashley?
“I’ll KS Mark =D”
buddies: ROFL xPP
-goes to Kerning City construction site-

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Being it my sworn duty to only do two things for Mark in my life, love him and yet make him suffer =]
Hehe.
I decided today was to make him somewhat suffer for calling me noobish and a lesbian all the time.
So…
-uses magic guard and magic armour-
*changes into lefay jester and amoria mage clothes*
dun dun dunnnaaaa D
“yay i can train now “

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“eh Mark”
Mark: what?! -kills orange mushroom-
swarm of mushrooms attack Mark the noob*
-15*
-15*
-15*
“JESUS MARK YOU NOOB”
Mark: shaddup
-does lighting-
all mushrooms dead*
Mark: HEY D:

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And so began my “criminal life” of KSing a banned pro in MS.
Not the brightest idea i’ve ever had exactly, but probably would make my top ten of the most stupidest.
Of course I had KSed Mark alot while he was on his main, the level 107 [almost 108 xP] sader, yea that doesn’t really matter because leveling when your high leveled like that is somewaht pointless.
When you’re a noob however, you should honestly level quickly…in other words Mark was pissed.

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-lightning-
dead mushroom.
Mark: HEY!
-lightning-
dead snail.
Mark: STOP
-lightning-
dead green mushroom.
Mark: IHY
“o.o”
Mark: IHY SO MUCH RITE NOW
“noo you dont ;D”
Mark: shaddup
-steelies and illbis fly by-
me&mark: RIPLEY?!

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Ripley: hello. mark and ashley
both: hello ripley
-ripley&me KS mark together-
Mark: AWWW NOT YOU TOO F5*
Ripley: ROFL CAN’T HELP IT
-hits 1000’s-
” yea

-THE KSing CONTINUES FOR 30MINUTES-
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Mark: OK STOP
“eh yea i know i’m too bored D:”
Mark: grrr
-mark trains-
I sit there healing on my little blue chair and doing nothing I chatted on buddy chat.
Drawzat has logged in**
” hi coolest person ever as of rite now [david]”
David: AWWW THANKS ASH THT ACTUALLY MEANS ALOT x3
” lmao”

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*a thousand david “you rock” later…*
sits down on a blue chair*
mark sits down next to*
Mark: soo given up f3
” no o.x too lazy “
-noob walks up behind mark-
“hewwo noob “
Noob: HELLO SEXY
Mark: -feels awkward- HEY WHAT ABOUT ME
-noob and me f6-
” I always KNEW you were gay”
-rapes noob-
Mark: NOT FAIR ASHLEY
ROFL*

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mmkay that was my day.
cyas