Wow. I haven’t written in here in a while, it seems. Lot’s of good and bad things happening both in RL and on game.

So, on to the Maple business.

Since I last wrote a blog (God knows when?), I have deserted my then main I/L. She was lvl 57 (so close to the Anakanure, yet so far away). I decided to drop her because I messed up her stats back when I first made her. I tried doing the nx thing to fix their stats, but you know what? I’m not dishing out that kinda money when I can just make a new char. I still have her, though, to use her in times of need *ksingcoughmaybe*.

So, for my new char, I decided to go Cleric. I made this char on the intent of hanging around with mythen MS husband. He made a warrior and we decided it would be fun to be all high-lvld as a cleric/warrior combo. We even got matching names, and I’m not gonna go into the names, for they are corny and embarassing.

The life of a cleric has been rather fun. I’ve already gotten her to lvl 50 in about a month and her stats are pretty nearly perfect. I’m not so into the “perfect stats” but, whatever. It’s been fun in general. WAY easier to get into PQ’s, and I seem to do a pretty good job being the party healer/blesser/spammer. I haven’t even gotten the “ITS THE CLERIC’S FAULT I DIED!!! THE CLERIC’S!!!!” So, yeah. I think I’ll stick with this char for now.

I’ve also created chars on Scania and Bello, at the request of some friends. I’ve made them into my little steam-blowing projects. They’re good drama get-aways. And a chance of trying new jobs. One is an archer, and the other one is going to be a f/p mage. I want to be able to do the fart cloud. I REALLY do.

So..on to the drama of my new Broan main. So.

I seem to have a bad habit of getting on Maple when I’ve been drinking. Call me lame, but it’s more entertaining that way.

HOWEVER.

I also have the ability to get NX whenever I want. Drinking + Paypal = NOT GOOD.

I proceeded to get a crapload of av smegas and literally annoyed the whole of the Broan population by spamming for slightly over 40 minutes. Nonstop. Don’t ask how much money I threw down the drain. I took ss’s but I don’t think I’ll post them. Way too profane.

From what I remember, I called people the B-word, called them idiots, and then finished the whole thing by saying “I LOVE YOU BROA.”

Defaming MADNESS ensues. I actually got into the negative. Serves me right, I guess.

“YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU KILLED ME!?!”
“YOU $@*&@#!(*&@” <—-Got this many times.

Out of all this negativity, I made some really interesting new friends. Of the cynical ilk. Which is fine, I always welcome people like that.

Now. Of course, I became pretty famous (not what I intended in my drunken state) and it pretty much destroyed my relationship with my MS husband. He couldn’t handle all the intrusions, etc.

So in the end, we called it quits. He still has some of my items, but I’m not going there. Our relationship kinda took a turn for the worse, and I just lets things go there.

On the lighter side of things, I got married again to one of the friends I made after the whole smega rampage. I’m glad it’s the kind of thing where we’re just doing the thing for giggles and no other reason. We’ve actually already talked on the phone a couple of times (one of the reasons my previous dude got insanely mad at me), even while me being drunk. Which has been immensely interesting. My RL boyfriend however, has a pet peeve with this. But that’s another story.

So. What’s a blog nowadays without the 4th job/patch/mount/leafre stuff?

Well. Only thing I can add here is that the mounts are cute. But I’m never gonna fork out what they ask for one. Never. I don’t need it anyway. Now if they made a snail mount that went incredibly slow? I would get that. Seriously. Nothing like charging triumphantly into a mob of undead things very slowly. Slowly. Sllloooowwwwlyyy. I would call him Pepe. But that’s beside the point.

I’ve also joined a new guild. And with that comes. NEW DRAMA. It’s great how I’m immensely allergic to drama, but it seems to be wherever I go. And I’m sick of giving advice, too. People don’t listen.

So, in general things seem to be going allright. I played ms like a maniac this past weeked (had the apartment for myself) and I’ll probably take a day or two off. And read. Or something.

Sorry for no SS. I’m at work (being a bad employee) so my stash of stuff isn’t on this comp.