The Ninja muses. Ask him a question.

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The title explains it mostly.

The Ninja has just returned from a long, time-consuming period at the library, where he works for fun.

He has found some rather interesting books; some of the titles include Assassinations for Dummies, Shuriken Jutsu and You, and Martha Stewart’s Needlework for the Elderly. The Ninja keeps broad horizions just in case he may have to kill someone with an incongrous object like knitting needles. Such things have happened.

Anyways, the Ninja is curious and bored. Normally, this would mean flip-out and kill-everyone, but he is rather in the mood for philosophical discussions.

Ask the Ninja a question. However, no ridiculous questions like, “cool WhY Do YoU Su[Ks 5o B4d?!!?!?”

The Ninja kills those like that. Repeating it after reading this isn’t clever either.

Pose a genuine question, and the Ninja shall do his best to answer.

If you liked it, press the I like it button. Must the Ninja explain? 😉

The Ninja also hands you a waffle, cookie, and pancake in that order.

15 thoughts on “The Ninja muses. Ask him a question.”

  1. And yes, the Ninja shall teach Rew the ways of the Ninja,

    But you must not use an article before your name. The Ninja is a noun, Rew is a name.

    ~The Ninja

  2. Rew wants to know if The Ninja will teach Rew the ways of The Ninja! Rew is very eager to advance in his ninja-training!

    Rew has another question! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll? Rew and Jaq tried to figure it out, but ended in “1” as the unintentional lick of the tongue when swallowing the tootsie roll whole.

    Rew also wants to know how to throw a kinfe without it spinning. When Rew throws a knife, he holds the handle and throws so the blade points forward, but when done so, the knife spins. Rew doesn’t like that, how do you throw it so as for it to not spin?

    Edit* Rew also wants to kow how you answered his question before he posted it o.O

  3. The Ninja is the Ninja. He can do things like that.

    The Ninja believes that a Tootsie Roll is not meant to be licked, but chewed. A Tootsie Pop, however, takes 292.75 licks to reach the center. It depends, however, on the force pressed upon the pop, amount of tongue used, and amount of saliva used.

    The art of throwing knives, Shuriken-Jutsu, is a long, arduous journey. The Ninja prefers to lay the knife flat on his palm, point facing outwards to the fingers, cocking back his wrist, and letting fly, with a special flick of the wrist. It is diffcult to explain, and depends on the knife used. The Ninja has different types.

    ~The Ninja

  7. Gujju: You will ask me a question. 😉

    Brandon: Ninja are the beings in the shadow behind you, assassinating and fighting covertly as the situation requires.

    ~The Ninja

  14. The Ninja had Haddaway, the writers of that song, ask him the same question.

    The Ninja responded with a shrug, and said two things.

    One, it is what is between him and his lady friend.

    Two, Love is a state of intense wonderment so powerful that it could stop the Ninja from flipping out and killing everyone. Yes. Stop. For a little while.

    ~The Ninja

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