Monster Interviews: Elvarg

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Monster Interviews By Fenrir!!!

Fenrir- “Today, we are at Crandor Island to visit one of my old friends” *EBIL GRIN* (Scream now, NOW!!)

*travels to underground cavern*

Fenrir- “Why yes it is, Elvarg!!”

Elvarg- “I’m sleeping, SHOO!!”

Fenrir- “We are here to interview you, Elvarg. Please entertain our viewers for the sake of making me money.”

Elvarg- “Err……………….*5 minutes passes*……Suuuuurrrre.”

Fenrir- “So how does it feel like to be a level 83 dragon which gets PWNED by noobs and pros alike?”

Elvarg- “HEY!! I’m not that bad!! For the record, I currently have 3 kills this afternoon, so don’t underestimate me!!”

Fenrir- “Ok, Ok. Now how do you feel about Dragonfire shields being manufactured for the masses?”

Elvarg- “Damn that stupid duke of lumbridge and the IDIOTIC KING ROALD!!!!”

*blows fire from nose*

*scorches fenrir’s head*

Fenrir- “Ow…..Maybe you should be a little less temperamental, Elvarg…”

Elvarg- “Me? TEMPERAMENTAL???!!!”

Fenrir- “Uh-oh.”

*runs*

Crew- “Don’t leave us here….ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!”

*girly scream*

Monster Interviews is brought to you by Fenrir and sponsored by MMOT corporation.

Elvarg- *breathes fire at producer’s butt*

Producer- “OW!! NOT AGAIN!!!”

7 thoughts on “Monster Interviews: Elvarg”

  1. o.O lol
    *Picks up fire extinguisher*
    Dun worry producer, ill save you
    *Pushes trigger*
    *Sprays foam at my face*
    ARRGH! WRONG WAY!

  2. Elvarg has some, anger issues.
    Elvarg:WHO?ME?DIEEEEE!
    *takes out dragon fire shield*
    Elvarg:Damn that stupid duke of lumbridge and the IDIOTIC KING ROALD!

  3. I think you should make it abit longer. . .and more to it! The moment the fun starts, it ends

    – VanillaPocki –

  4. I wonder why runescape and maplestory never thought to use easy weapons.
    *takes out rocket launcher, sniper rifle, and pistol*

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