The intro and flashback was from the captain underpants books
i think is the 4th one:wedgie woman!!!
tweaked it a bit so my story can continue
unlinke the book,this is not a comic! XD

*sound of door opening*
ok,down to business
this so-called s3xxyb345t1 has been terrorising the MMOT world for quite some time now,
as commanding agent of the MMOT,the supreme general wants you to eliminate him for the sake of the
nation of MMOT,you are of no obligations to eliminate any spam agents that cross your path.
take great caution in spam island where you are dispatched to find him.
may the great god of MMO shine on you…

*flashbackie!*

SWOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!!!! the deafening sound of a baby falling down into a pond was terrifying,
the baby was unconscious but still,he was alive and his heart kept beating…

ONE DAY LATER,
an elderly couple was doing their afternoon excercise,
WALKING!
they walked halfway through the park where the pond which our hero landed on
they heard the sound of a baby crying…
the elderly couple wobbled over to see what was going on,
they saw…..

A BABY

he was sooooooooo cute that the elderly couple picked him up and carried him to the place
where they stayed,an excecutive condo!
apparantly,the elderly man was a CEO of a multinational company.

they coaxed him to tell his name (they thought the baby was a messenger from heaven or something)
the baby saw the television,which was switched on at that time,it showed a celebrity (name?)
eating a bag of potato chips
the potato chip brand was…
CAPTAIN

the baby gurgled,”chaapterrrnnn”
as the elderly couple was hearing impaired,
they heard “captain” instead of “chaptern”

then on,he was called captain.

*flashbackie ended*

Captain equipped his armour which protected him from the dreaded spammers
that had MMOT world worried for a looong time.

He slipped into his BOOTS (Battle Operated Omni Titan Shoes),and took his
anti-flame shield and hooked it onto his back

Captain then walked casually to the weapons depot.
There,he chose his favourite weapon.
The Revolver of Omnipotency

Captain strolled towards the aircraft hangar
he chose a plane which would take him to his destination

SPAM ISLAND…..
(might be continued)