Aw, I haven’t posted a blog in 5 days, boo. It seems my blogs are coming less and less often, with fewer words each time. In about two years, this will probably be my blog:

FallenMk:
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Anyways, thanks for the comments on the last blog. I have decided to join the private server (OdinMS) and after two days, I already have a 3x spearman and 2x thief. o-o Yes, yes, I know most of you are like “ZOMGBBQ U NIB Y U NOT LEVL 50!!!11!1” but I’m not worried about levels in OdinMS. 8x exp and 8x drop woot.

So in current events, the Grammys were today (for some of you) and I only watched about 20 minutes of it before the thought of two guys arguing to be a female actress scared the living **** out of me.

Also in current events, this year is a leap year. Leap years happen once every 4 years, and it is said that many pregnant girls around the world will miss their period because of it.

So I’m guessing most of you are wondering, “What’s with all the cheesy jokes Lance?” Well, mainly I’m just really bored, and I need a laugh when I read my blogs again.

*REAL LIFE CRAP — SKIP IF YOU THINK I AM BORING*
But it’s mostly because I’m trying to figure out how to balance my time between MapleGlobal and OdinMS. Plus, there’s spring sports that I have to try out for (I’m doing track, thankyouverymuchly) and also, I have some afterschool crap that I have to take care of. NO, I DO NOT BUY CRACK AFTER SCHOOL. It’s heroin, gawd. Get it straight.

Just kidding. I don’t do heroin. :] *is already high enough*

So basically, I’m pretty stressed out about a lot of stuff. The good thing is, there’s only 3 and a half months left till summer break, so I’m really looking forward to that.

At the same time, I’m trying to convince my parents to get me Halo 2 for PC -f3- because MapleStory gets boring if you play it for a few hours straight.

*END OF REAL LIFE CRAP — IF YOU SKIPPED TO HERE PRESS ESC+UP+ENTER*
Damn, we’re not on MapleStory.

I’m also thinking of changing what I do on MMOTales a little bit. Instead of my randomness + ranting + real life crap + end humor, I’m thinking of making a “story.” Still not sure what it’s going to be about, but I could use some suggestions. o.o I hate ending my blogs on a serious tone, so I’ll throw in one more cheesy joke.

Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, and beats the **** out of Muhmmad Ali.

How the hell did I get that to rhyme? Anyway, Chuck Norris jokes are overdone. Here’s a different one:

Michael Vick recently admitted that his ties with dogfighting began when, during a high-school football game, a dog playing as defensive tackle sacked him and began ripping his clothes to pieces. This dog was never found, but is assumed to be either dead or tormenting other high-school teenagers.

That was so cheesy, even Jack’s new sandwich has got nothin on it. Anyways, there should be a band named Bankruptcy. Randomness lol o-o

~Lance