Hirom on 48 hours of MS said: “this story reminds me of how one time i played maplestory for 48 hours straight. my parents got very suspicious when i didnt come out of my room. of course i had put food on my desk so i wouldnt starve. but anyway, my parents came into my room. it was pitch blakc, except for the light of my moniter and maplestory. my parents were like what U S.O.B what R U DOING. i said i was playing maplestory with my online cyber friends who told me maple is the key to success. so i listened. i told my parents they wouldnt b so mad if they jus played themselves. they r like what. wile this is happening, my back was still turned, they couldnt c my face. when they told me to turn around, i turned around. i had drool coming out of my mouth, my eyes were red as hell and i had a big wet spot. and sweat stains. i todl my parents that i tortured myself by not turning on the A/C and having to sweat in the 95 degree room. i had a big wet spot in my pants. my parents asked what that was. i said..idk. so then i went into the bathroom, for the first time in days, and pulled down my pants. a huge chunk of poop jus came right out. and more than half of it was still in my pants.i just threw my pants , with the poop still in them, in the toilet and flushed. it got stuck in the middle and i just walked out smelling like a butt. when i came back into my room, there was this huge stench of old sweat in my room. i didnt care because i was in it for days.. so my parents told me to get a life and some freinds. i said i got a hell lota friends on mapelstory. P.S. IF U GUYS WANA COMMENT, SEND A MAIL TO ME! THX …IM HIROM “

Fakefire on how 2 get womans said: “
~~~~~~~~~~~HOW 2 GET WOMENS GIDE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
introdumoduction
dis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens.

a womans mind
1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.*DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT* wen u r don u shuld look lik dis: link

being da womans
now dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.

wat 2 ware
lik in my otter gide u has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent

hunting womans
dese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.

omg but master PIMP MASTER fakefire can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?
ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:
womans:hi
PIMP MASTER fakefire: sup bizzatch
womans:nuthin wat about u
P.M. fakefire:shut the $%^ up
womans:omg ur so cool
P.M. fakefirON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NO
womans.:omgomgogom i want u 2 has my number
fakefire: u r rly fat
womans:awww ty.

wat 2 do next
omg PIMP MASTER fakefire wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want

conclusion
u will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.
copyrite PIMP MASTER fakefire 1924-2007
hopefuly dis wil get stiky”

Fakefire on how 2 properly beat a womans said: “
@@@@@HOW 2 PROPERLY BEAT A WOMANS GIDE@@@@

INTRO:as som of u may no i taughted u how 2 get a womans wit expert precision.
but sumtims ur womans dont listen. sumtims u ned 2 whip out ur pimp hand.
i wil b teaching u da expert technics str8 from wat i saw my father do 2 my mommy.

WEN DESE TECHNICS SHULD B USED:u no dose times wen ur watching nick jr n u want a sandwitch?u yell 2 ur womans MAKE ME A SANDWITCH
but den she lik omg do it ur self pls. den ur lik wat did u say. dis is wen u use dese technics.

also if u get 500 points u get 2 join da kkk. da kool kids klub is da club 4 only da cooliest of ppl.

backhand:vry simpl. u jus tak ur backhand and swing it 2 her face.remembr da redder the mark the mor points u get. i currently has 19847 points.

double backhand:u do da sam as abov but u use ur palm for another hit causing a 2 hit combo.

triple backhand:this tim u do both methods from abov but finish it wit another backhand. dis wil easily rack 50+ points.

triple backhand deluxe: dis is da sam method from abov but u finish it with a nipple twister.@@@NOTE: DIS MUST ONLY B USED ON THURSDAYS@@@

omg fakefire she stil wont mak me sandwitch wat do i do. dis is wen u dish out da big boy moves.
@@@WARNING I REPEAT WARNINGIS HAS NOT BEEN TESTED ON HAMSTERS. USE WIT CAUTION@@@

lock her in a cage: find any cage and keep her in der until she lrns her lesson and stops being lazy. god

pupy dog eyes: u tak a puppy and rip out its eyes and show dem 2 her. she cant resist the pupy dog eyes. dont wory about da pupy dey grow bak

lay the smackdown: do dis only if u smel wat da rock is cooking

nippl twistr:mak sur u grab w/ ur left hand and turn slowly @ a 46 degree angl 2 da right

tantrum:dis 1 wil work 99.99567% of da tim. u just start cry and jump and throw dings and rip stuf and scream loud enuf 4 naybers 2 hear. almos nvr fales.

saying pls:lol yea rite. -7000 points if u do dis

Q & A

q:wat if dis gide don work
a:den u go home and cry and tel ur mom 2 mak u a sandwitch. and ur lying my gides nvr fale.

q:can i pm u for help
a:yes u can. jk i wont answer u. srsly

q:has will smith ever used dis gide
a:yup

q:omg how do i beat lvl 3
a:press up up down down lef rite lef rite b a

q:my womans dont move or air anymor
a:+5000 points welcom 2 da kkk

Q:You suck Fakefire. Go away and stop making stupid threads.
a:cc pls

q: wat do u want 2 b wen u grow up
a: alive

q:my mom gave me a timeout wen i used dis on her
a:

CONCLUSION: aftr dis gide u wil no how 2 properly treat womans. dese wer lerned from my dad so i no dis r correct. 4 extra points mak sur u always birp da loudest u can at all times posible.

dis gide only 4 basilmarket.com hopefuly dis wil end all ”my womans wont mak me sandwitch” threads. stiky pls”

Fakefire on beware of octobur 31nd said: “
dis is a vry evil day. last year on dis vry day terible things happend. i was sleep over at my grandmas hous wen i herd ppl nock on da door. i opend da door den i saw DRACULA AND FRANKENSTIEN! dey held out bags and SCREAMED TRICK OR TREAT OMG I HAD 2 PROTECT MY GRANDMA. i grabbed draculas arm and did a duble german suplex on him. dis is wen frankenstien tried 2 ran away. o no he dosnt. i got a big tree branch and smashed it on his hed. i drag dem 2 my basement wen i herd another nock on my door. dis time i saw spiderman and FREDDY KRUGER. spiderman was colloborating w/ freddy kruger….. dey both screamed trick or treat @ me. fakefire den sprayed mace on dem and dragged dem to my basement. i filled da basement w/ gasolene and set it on fire. i herd mor nocks and ran 2 da door. it was a mummy and a pirate. dis was getting out of hand. i ran outside AND DA STREETS WERE FILLED WITH MONSTERS. i had 2 leaving my grandma behind and run away 2 my parents hous. my grandma must hav been bit bye a vampir becaus da news said she set 4 children on fire. so guys beware of dis day. i will b starting an armageddon on monsters dis day and i hope u will all join me”