Maple Poem 5

im here to rhyme more idiotic things about maplestory =D

Now it is time to talk about shields and protecting things,
did u noe kirby has an attack that can sing?
there are esther shields for mages,
tower shields for pages,
they also have wristguards,
they are for bandits that have eaten too much lard,
now time to talk about armor and stuff,
im late for a meeting, so i will say it in a huff,
mages use overall because they dont want their belly buttons showing,
niether do they want their parents to be knowing!
archers use tops and bottoms because they are faster,
if they used overall, they would trip and it would be a disaster!
thieves use tops and bottoms too because they will be more nimble,
oh no! while i was typing, i lost my thimble!
sumone help me find it, or else it will rust,
then after 3450493087 years, it will be dust!
warriors use tops and bottoms because they want their belly buttons exposed and bare,
but alot of people dont want to see belly buttons that have hair!
its really gross and dirty,
yes i noe i am nerdy,
so this is the end of my rhymer,
the ring calls me, it is a timer!

One thought on “Maple Poem 5”

  1. Once again, awesomely funny. XD

    Keep the the good work and keep making my laugh. lol

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