So…

I’m back, to MMOTales. I’ve been back to MS for two months…I think.

Anywho, it’s been kind of weird.

Started in Bellocan with my school friend’s account because Me+Levelling from 1-51=Hate and pain.

Then, we woooooshed off to Bera, because to him, Bera was more “sexified”.

After about a month, with me getting to 26 on my bandit, StupiDiTZ, guess what happened?

We wooooooooooshed off to Bellocan again, this time by my bidding.

Now I’m level 54. Because I am. However, I don’t plan on levelling quickly anytime soon! And I think LMPQ is a disease or something of the sort. And I love good grammar.
It has NX, too

Life is good, except for my math teacher that doesn’t understand what she’s teaching! Also, ever since I got a Facebook (www.facebook.com) in June (when 2011 first came out, as my sister just randomly made one for me), I’ve been on it all the time. Must be a virus too.

Now, I have another random list for you! See link for old one->http://www.mmotales.com/blog/7723/0/Maple-Story-This_has_nothing_to_do_with_MS_haha.html

They’re stupid California laws. Have fun reading!

• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

• Bathhouses are against the law.

• Women may not drive in a house coat.

• No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

• You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. (Alhambra)

• Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. (Arcadia)

• Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Baldwin Park)

• City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.” (Belvedere)

• You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. (Blythe)

• It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. (Burlingame)

• Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Carmel)

• Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. (Carmel)

• It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle. (Cathedral City)

• Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”. (Cathedral City)

• All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days. (Cerritos)

• It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide. (Chico)

• Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. (Chico)

• Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law. (Chico)

• It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. (Chico)

• Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (Chico)

• One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open. (Dana Point)

• It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Downey)

• Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper. (Hermosa Beach)

• No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground. (Hermosa Beach)

• It is illegal to pour salt on a highway. (Hermosa Beach)

• It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. (Hollywood)

• It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store. (Indian Wells)

• Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. (Indian Wells)

• Foretelling the future for donations is illegal. (Indian Wells)

• Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden. (Indian Wells)

• You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. (Lafayette)

• It is illegal to shoot “silly string” at parade participants. (Lodi)

• It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. (Lompoc)

• Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. (Long Beach)

• It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. (Long Beach)

• It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (Los Angeles)

• You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. (Los Angeles)

• You may not hunt moths under a street light. (Los Angeles)

• It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. (Los Angeles)

• Toads may not be licked. (Los Angeles)

• It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six
months in prison. (Los Angeles)

• Zoot suits are prohibited. (Los Angeles)

• Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does
not apply to a vehicle attempting to sell something. (Norco)

• It is unlawful to give another fireworks. (Norco)

• All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. (Norco)

• Growing oleander flowers is illegal. (Norco)

• Roosters may not crow in the city limits. (Ontario)

• It is illegal to molest butterflies. (Pacific Grove)

• It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. (Palm Springs)

• It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. (Pasadena)

• Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. (Prunedale)

• Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (Redlands)

• One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock. ( Riverside)

• It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. (San Diego)

• The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. (San Diego)

• Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (San Francisco)

• It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear. (San Francisco)

• Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street. (San Francisco)

• It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. (San Francisco)

• Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. (San Francisco)

• It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. (San Jose)

• You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. (Santa Monica)

• One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place. (Shasta Lake)

• Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. (Temecula)

• Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground. (Walnut)

• Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff. (Walnut)

• Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. (Walnut)

• One may not leave sand in their own driveway. (Walnut)

um, yeah.

Well, I’m done, time to get fat with the fridge!

Or do homework. -sigh-

Also, Finger Eleven’s “Paralyzer” is the best. Don’t even try to question ma authoritay.