All posts by tehownage

The worst PQ Ever!!!

Ok, like in november before i signed up at mmotales, i had a kerning pq… one of the members got d/ced at stage 3… right? well thats not too bad, but worse things were about to begin… at the last stage… THERE WERE NO CURSE EYES!!! and the jr. neckis were fine, they dropped their coupons…. and guess what happened to the king slime… after it got killed, NO COUPON. then everyone in the pq was all like, that was the worst pq in all history… i agreed, i couldn’t really believe it when there were no curse eyes, i was like cool!!!!! waste of time and writing down track names… at least we got some exp =P read more

Hacker got S3rv3d

So during the first double exp event, my friend and i wanted to train at gollems. then, my friend saw this vac hacker and said, “go away, she’s gonna train me by using vac hacks for me.” so then i saw, “w/e.” Then about 10 minutes later my friend said, “IMMA HUSTLER WOOT WOOT IMMA HUSTLER.” then i say ” what?” Then he says, you remember that hacker? I threatened to report her to the gms because i told her i had taken a video of her and screenshots of her so she would get banned. (even though i dont know how to send videos and dont know how to make videos)… and so i told the hacker, gimme ur icarus cape (2) and 300k, then i won’t ban you. then the hacker said, fine just dont have me banned. then i said to my friend, “wow man ur lucky…” read more

What should I do?

Ok, I have this level 49 mage with 1.3mil. And my sin is lvl 36 with 1mil. I want to make my mage richer by giving the 1mil to my mage and making the assassin get to lvl 40 by doing the quests. so total i might get 4mil+1mil=5mil. But, there are some ppl that are friends with my mage. And if i train my sin to lvl 40, the friendships might break because i can only play on weekends and they might say, oh the lvl 49 mage isnt on anymore, lets not visit him. BUT, if i do play on my mage, the friendships will stay. Should i wait till summer and play on weekdays, which im allowed to do, and then train my sin? but my mage might have like 500k by that time time(who cares my sin will make money) and i will lose important friendships? OR should i stay in my mage and withhold the friendships, cuz im not really allowed to tell them my sin’s name and stuff like that. read more

I had kind of a good day…

Today, I finally reached lvl 48 and now I am wearing my +6 int cromi. I also found two maple wagners. I traded a below avg one for tobis and 100k and the abv avg one for 1.5mil. My assassin is lvl 35 and is using tobis. But I was thinking of what i would want to do. So I spent a lot of money on assassin items and now i only have 1.8 mil. I went to this free market and everyone was saying, HE IS SELLING EVIL WINGS FOR 10K!!!. So I try to get into the shop by doing clicking and enter. ( don’t forget about how lucky i am by spending money so i have 1.8mil) I ALMOST BOUGHT A BLACK NAP FOR 2mil LUCKILY I HAD ONLY 1.8MIL. I was saved and he got mass defamed by ppl by like 50 fame. I was pretty lucky that day and I almost got unlucky… I surely learned my lesson… read more

Adventures of a Wise

A Wizard named Wise had 2 best friends, BlackWolf and Ryushin.

Wise was a LvL 48 Cleric.

Blackwolf was a LvL 54 Bandit

Ryushin was a Lvl 55 Hunter.

So one time, Wise had been hunting some Horny Mushrooms. He killed one and he found a Maple Lama Staff. A LvL 50 Wizard named Fires said, “May I please have that staff, I’ve been dying to have one.” Wise then gave the Maple Lama Staff to Fires. Fires then became best friends with Wise. Wise kept on bragging about his new friend and the Maple Lama Staff that he found. Ryushin was proud of him, but BlackWolf became quite jealous. Ryushin wanted to meet Fires because he wanted to see if he was to be a right friend for him. BlackWolf was spying on all of Wise’s friends, and no one saw him because he had his Dark Sight on. BlackWolf saw Fires lend his Maple Lama Staff to Ryushin because Ryushin was quite lonely and needed an item to remind him of all his friends. One day, Ryushin went out to fight Werewolves. Wise wanted to come along but he wasn’t yet LvL 50. BlackWolf followed the owner of the staff (Ryushin) with his dark sight turned on. Fires was hiding in the trees in the werewolf place because he was about to die. Ryushin was just looking at the werewolves, when all of a sudden, *BOOM*!… BlackWolf turned visible in front of Ryushin. Ryushin said, “What do you want, I knew that there was something wrong about you since the very start”… BlackWolf said “Enough of you”, and he killed Ryushin with his steely, right through his heart. Fires witnessed this. He needed to tell Wise about this as soon as possible. So he quietly went through the trees and into the snowy place. He was looking for Wise, but luckily he was just waiting outside. “What are you doing here?” said Wise. *Huff* *Puff* “Blackwolf is a traitor! He has murdered Ryushin for the Lama staff so he can sell it and get all his loot! Wise became sad and angry at the same time. He weeped for 5 minutes. Then he said, we must avenge our friend. Wise and Fires went to the man guarding the Werewolf place. Wise said, “We would like to go in please”. The man said, “Sorry, you’re not LvL 50 yet, please try again.” Wise said, “BUT WE WANT TO AVENGE OUR FRIEND!!!’ Replied the man, “Sorry, you’re not LvL 50 yet, please try again.” Wise was so furious that he just killed the man with his cromi. Fires said, “Man, that man seriously got pwned!” Wise replied “Thanks”. read more