Interlude: The Funding

The next day, I decide to take a break from my quest. Instead, I head towards the Heneyes GM Headquarters.
Random Person: Hey, why are u narrarating ur story. And what GM Headquarters.
Me: Shhhhh! Im making it up.
As I enter the GM Headquarters, I am astounded by the number of hackers in cages. “Hmmm,” I think. “Perhaps GMs are doing something about hackers
Secretary: Do you have an appointment?
Me: Yes, I need to talk to a GM about my funding for the research.
Secretary: Okay read more

Those pigs of Utah’s, there on steroids. Stupid pigs killed me. I guess I should stop using red pots. And those stupid haystacks. They kept teleporting me all the way back to the beginning.

I did the quest right after I leveled, so I only lost like, 1 exp. I finished the quest, and got a pig’s book. (Hey, its better than stupid cakes, right?) read more

I was bored so i made up some skills i think are kind of good. Some of these are influenced by Reign of Chaos.

bowman-Inferno Streaks-Launches down 5 burning arrows, doing extra damage to fire-weak enemies. Every hit causes a small explosion, which causes damage to nearby monsters. One monster can only be hit by a maximum of 3 explosions at a time. read more

Nobody knows how the world of Maple was created. There are many diverse religions, the main one being “GM-ism”
Those that believe this religion state that the world was created by robed gods known as wizet. They believed that wizet then created “GM’s” to regulate the world. Some people state that they have seen GMs, but it hasn’t been proven. There is no scientific proof to back up the religion of “GM-ism”, but strange events have occured. read more

i think i might make this into a series o_O
the original link
the revised version link
edit: Man. I deleted it by accident -_- good thing i saved it in microsoft word

Bob found himself in perion. Lol stupid GMs. When he died, he was just sent to the nearest city. Maybe some of that coffee soaked into his brain. But it still hurt. A lot. He remembered the GM’s varkit stabbing through him. he would have revenge. read more

I just created a new archer. When I wnet to the slime tree, there was some1 hacking. I change channels, and theres like nobody tehre. A long time ago, the slime tree was almost as crowded as that other slime place. The spawn is actually really good if theres like a person on every level. What happened to make it deserted?

Today, when I looked on the mapleglobal website, I saw the halloween event. I remember when I started playing MS 1 year ago, right before the Halloween Event. And now its halloween again. One whole year has passed, and I am reminded that I’m still only lv 34. I didnt get to play maple much, and i kept making new characters to keep me interested. I think that I still have a pumpkin basket from last year on one of my “dead” characters, and I probably still have christmas ornaments. read more

huh i submitted this twice, and i get replies instantly dated 10/4, so i delete them. is this a glitch

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Bob had just received mail from his brother, Joe. As the mail mushroom left, Bob opened the letter. “Dear Bob,” it said, “I bring news of Victoria Island. I helped this guy named Blackbull build a house. It was reletively easy, and i got an awesome shield. Come soon.” read more