Yep.

This is just a random comic I made with BannedStory.

There’s no real plot or anything, I’m just checking out it’s features.

Click here if the pic doesn’t work.

Character Name: McDingus
Gender: Male

Specialty: Lightning, though he hasn’t mastered it very well.

Age: He can’t remember. Not because he doesn’t know, he just doesn’t remember things. He’s somewhere in his 20s, judging by his looks.

Weapon: A very battered wand, fixed several times with cheap masking tape.

Strengths: Being naive, gullible and quite stupid, he knows more things than others, just because people think he’s not a threat. He is also very loyal, provided you feed him the correct amount read more

I decided to write my first experience blog.
This blog is best read while listening to Panic! At the Disco songs. I’ll explain later why this is so.

To create the effect of the immense lag I felt yesterday, this blog will move very slowly.

But who cares, this isn’t exactly a very long blog anyway.

Anyway, this also means my song parodies will be delayed. read more

OK. I think I really need to clarify this. I even changed the title. This is not a rant on my parents, its just a rant on my bad luck, even though I think this happens to more people than just me.

I’m not complaining about limited playing times- I’m complaining about playing times ending at the most annoying moments.

After dying twice at 99%, I had to stop playing and endure a week before getting that tiny 8% before levelling up. read more

You may noticed that all comments and likes are gone. That’s because I accidently deleted the old blog. Also, some lyrics are changed because I had to start from scratch again. Also, the second part has been added. Please press the like button again if you did before.

DKs up in here tonight
No Kidding, no Kidding
We all got 4/4 stats here
No Kidding, no Kidding read more

My Parody of Sexy Back. Listen to the actual song while reading this so you can follow it properly.

[Verse 1]
I’m bringing hackers back (Yeah)
And all those patches don’t know how to act (Yeah)
It’s because Game Guard’s so easy to crack (Yeah)
You think you’ll ban me but I’m hard to track. (Yeah)

Take ’em to the bridge read more

I made a crossover of all my stories. It’s huge, magnificent and wonderful.

Too bad this isn’t it.

I hope this is good enough though. I’ve decided to combine all my past stories into a brilliant clash of colours, paint and cookies.

McDingus was never a lucky man. He once got killed by the Jr Sentinels of Maple Island. He still remembered that horrible day. After breaking a tooth on one of Roger’s hard apples, McDingus then proceeded to bleed all over his clothing. This incited the Sentinels into a frenzy that overpowered the enchantment of Grendel the Old. read more

It happened. . . . . . . .
It just did- noone expected it . . . . . . . . .
People gaped, they awed. . . . . . . . . . .
They just couldn’t believe their eyes. . . . . . . . .
It was amazing . . . . . . .
Shocking . . . . . . . .
Like many events before it, people just couldn’t believe it . . . . . . .

Channel One was empty.

It was a strange phenomenon. read more

You won’t follow this if you haven’t read Beggar’s Inc. To read it, click on my MMOid and find it. I WOULD post a link if I knew how to.

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The Chief Bandit was angry. Very angry. Just a few moments ago, he had a steely looted from him by some high-level player, who left with a disgusted look on his face- like someone just begged him for some mesos. And after that, some noob walked along. He could only vaguely remember seeing a brilliant colour display and all his sacks of mesos he dropped for meso explosion was gone. read more

That’s right. After only writing 2 proper blogs, I left you all crying for my return. NOW IM BACK!!!

Alright- maybe I’m not that good, but hey- everyone deserves their 15 seconds of fame.

Anyway, everyone who’s wondered where did that guy who wrote that blog about Real Life vs. Maple(wow, that was a long time ago) go? Well, I’d love to say I went to Peru or something on holiday but I didn’t. I’m just lazy. Notice how I wrote 4 lines of words without telling you anything. That’s what I mean. read more