If you can, turn the text yellow and scroll down it to have the “Star Wars” effect.
A long time ago, in a Server far, far away…
EPISODE ONE: THE PIXELATED MENACE
Several buddies had a short conversation about… you guessed it (maybe), hacks. One of the participants, Kezric, just happened to be indulging a Star Wars fix at the time. As he sat watching Obi-Wan cut people apart and simultaneously hearing a buddy reminisce about his days as a hacker, a thought occurred.
I stood over the crushed remains of the Dirty Ratz, the contents of its stomach-a few hundred mesos and a Hard Walnut – strewn about the floor along with its strange gears and screws. However, amongst the ruin was a strange glimmer, one which I hoped and prayed was the one I had been searching for so long, only to find in such an unorthodox place. I dug into the pile of sprockets, and soon unearthed my prize- The final fragment of a glowing, green Dexterity crystal. From the depths of Eos Tower I began my climb upwards to find Pio and request his help in this, Kez’s most important mission yet.
Based on a true story.
Kezric stood at the edge of the platform, the First Eos Rock hovering behind him. He looked down at the Assassin training on the Ratz below. He thought to himself as he performed last-minute checks, “Yeah it’s tedious. But it has to be done. I WILL prove those idiots wrong, once and for all!” He checked his backpack for supplies. With 200 White Pills and about 250 Mana Elixer pills, he stood up and proclaimed, “This is it! To battle!”
Okay, so yesterday (or two days ago, I forget) I spazzed out at 3 AM and spammed the blogs and got a lot of people pissed at me. Meh… I can always make my day a little better by going on Maple, right?
Mmm… not exactly. Luh is spazzing out too because his country doesn’t get Paypal OR Target and he REALLY wants to get married to this chick. And Lolly got banned because of the autoban thing and is spazzing as a result, and to top it off Lemeul also spazzed out and never uses his Fighter aymore.
Well, I’ve always hated blogs. Crap like MySpace and Xanga or whatever have always pissed me off. So one may ask, why exactly would I do this? Honestly, I don’t know.
But I’m here. Unlike a lot of others, I’m gonna try to avoid the first page for a while. I don’t like notoriety. I’ll gather a following in Underground Bellocan, and we’ll rise and conquer all… someday.
Watch out- this is gonna be LONG. But then again, a little reading never hurt anyone, and if it did then you probably need to read more anyway.
Before I start, I have to set some definitions. People who cheat in MS are known as hackers. They are not hackers, but the action they perform is, in essence, hacking. The colloquial definition of hacking is illegitimately gaining access to a server or other computer, which is what happens in many scripts used to cheat- they gain access to the data sent between the client and the server and alter it. However, you can teach without being a professional teacher, and you aren’t a singer just because you have sung. With this in mind, one can reason that cheaters do, to some extent, oversee the act of hacking, but that DOES NOT make them hackers in any sense. If anything, it makes their computers hackers…
Well, I’m a 4X Bellocanian Bowman. We’re pretty hard to come by, seeing as I don’t see too many except for the fact that there’s five of them on my buddy list and three in my guild. So, maybe not THAT hard… but anyway, I’m telling my history and you’re listening.
Becoming a good Hunter was really hard. In the beginning I was a nooblet on Maple Island, as we all were. I didn’t know Dex would let me hit harder too, but it did and that was awesome. I managed to do all the Maple Island quests easily, since at level 10 I could four-hit Orange Shrooms. So I killed a few and got my reward, but quickly sold that Fruit Knife in favor of a new bow.
Today I had my first high-level experience, and I never even considered myself high-level… so it was news to me…
Anyways, I had done the Peace at Eos Tower quest, and gotten a 60% Glove Att scroll AND soloed Rombot again. So I was holding the memory card, because it was like a badge of pride to me. Anyways, I was going back to Vic to hang out and, unlike most trips, I wasn’t alone. Two level 30-ish thieves were there too, and they decided to drop stuff. It was mostly crap, standard monster drops- but high-level ones for them, like Mateon’s Tentacles and Space Foods. So they did that, and I did my usual “stand on the edge of the sail and F7” routine, which I do to seem brooding and angsty in hopes that someone will get it and make fun of me for being a typical “angsty anime teenager who stands in odd places for a long time with his eyes closed”- no one has yet. But they didn’t leave me alone either, so I dropped the Memory Card and they all F6’ed. Then I lagged and one of them looted it… but that was the best part.