Uhm, I think I’ma be MS’s official monster poet, a really bad one. XD -Makes this as he goes along-
Crimson Balrog,
You smell like eggnog,
Why do I make fun of you?
Ask the others you killed the same question too!
Why must you invade my flight,
Get a quick pirate buzz in just one night,
Well guess what, Mr.Crog,
I’ve changed my mind so you smell now,
Of rotten eggnog!
Well, one person, a poem for Newbies. Making it up as I go along, and taking information from Henesys Ch1
8D
From the distance I hear,
MEZOS PLOX – Oh God, they’re near,
The ringing noise of a trade request lingers in my ear,
“OMG ITENZ PLIZ, I HUV NU GEER”
I simply can’t stand it, I decline and defame
Only to hear the reply OMG I HIV ANUVER NAME
This insignificant creature continues, “IT LEVEL 92”
And then I laugh when it goes on to say “IT PWN U”
Oh dear Tick do not cry,
It is not the fault of I,
That you must wither and Die,
Father time, the Grandfather Clock,
Refuses to let so much life run amok!
So hold back your tears and live up to expectations,
Do your best, and stun the nations!
We love you oh, Tick
We all know whoever hurts you is mentally sick,
But fear not, love for you will keep you in perfect nick!