The Maplestory History Blog

Chapter 1- Creation

One day there were a couple of kids sitting around their basement wondering what to do. They had no money so there was nothing they could do. There was a computer, but no games, unless you count flash games but they are boring and repetitive.

The kids thought that a good way to make money was to create a game of their own. It took many hours, but the next day it was completed. The character models were based on the creators little brother and sister. At that time Beginning Island (currently Maple Island) was the only place to go and the max level was 10. read more

On Wednesday my 10 day free trial ran out for WoW. And so I got my subscription today. It was $20 to activate my account and give me 30 days of playing but since I got the full game without having to buy it, it was worth it.

Right now I have a level 12 Night Elf Rouge, a level 6 Tauren Shaman, and a level 3 Gnome Warlock. I can’t remember the names exactly but my Night Elf is on Darutan and my Tauren is on Ammegeon. read more

Welcome back to Quiz Time. It isn’t much of a name but people still click on this so I guess it isn’t that bad. I got the idea from….*ramble* *ramble*

Now onto the quiz. The rules are the same as last time, but I’ll refresh your memory.
You can make a guess to answer one of the questions. Then two people have to post their guesses before you can post again. Here is my example again- read more

I’ve made some questions based on things you wouldn’t care about otherwise to see if you know the answers. If you can get one correct, you get Gore Points.

Grammatically incorrect player– ihv never heerd of dat be4

Gore Points are the currency to buy things in the Gore Store. Gore Points can be earned by getting the right answers to my quizzes and surveys (coming soon). The Gore Store is a bunch of stuff you can buy made by me or some high school dropouts in Greenland. read more

It’s official. Last night I gave away all of my money to my guild and my best equips, and everything else was randomly dropped in the free market. All of my main characters are item-less so I won’t ever be able to come back one day if I change my mind. Otherwise, I would probably start playing again one day.

I’m sure you’re wondering why. read more

Hello guys. I haven’t made a blog in a while because

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It was a long journey. After getting one character to the level of a 4 followed by a 5 he was deemed boring. The funds saved by him were stolen, and coincidentally on the same day an assassin was born. For the 7th time the boring trip from Maple Island to Victoria Island was completed and Broa had it’s newest rouge.

At first a sum of 100,000 bags of 10 mesos was a good price for the character. But after the first rouge equips and the cheap 500 meso stars were bought, it was not good enough. The new character had a thirst for blood and needed more power to achieve this. Back on the retired magician, the free market was scanned for any weapons suitable for this rouge. The perfect item was found. read more

Have you ever been in an inactive guild? Of course you have. So you have probably seen this message when you quit “you have quited the guild”. Although people just think this is because of translating issues, it’s really a secret plot by Nexon to destroy the intelligence of our generation.

When Maplestory first came out, nobody said “cc plz” and all words were spelled out. But now, people say cc plz by instinct and nobody thinks that it weird to say that. It’s because they have been exposed to Maplestory for so long that their grammar has affected them. read more

While training on my Bandit-to-be I noticed something. The red potions (along with blue orange and white) are only filled up 2/3 of the way. Most people would not notice this, but with my ability to see things that most people would not care about I saw this scam.

To figure out more about this, I went to the potion shop owner in Henesys. She said that the potions were shipped here from the manufacturer and they had no way of altering them. I left and headed to the next city on my list, Ellina. She also told me that story, but I wouldn’t stop yet. Mostly because I just wanted to ride around in the cab. read more

Me- /run intro.noob4

Computer- explorer.exe has generated an error and needs to be shut down

Me- I hate Windows!

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They are actually very reliable machines. Just kidding. Half of the time I try to use the tart menu my computer says that same error message and makes me restart the computer. Anyway…(5 gore points to whoever finds my secret message). read more