The Red Potion Conspiracy Theory

While training on my Bandit-to-be I noticed something. The red potions (along with blue orange and white) are only filled up 2/3 of the way. Most people would not notice this, but with my ability to see things that most people would not care about I saw this scam.

To figure out more about this, I went to the potion shop owner in Henesys. She said that the potions were shipped here from the manufacturer and they had no way of altering them. I left and headed to the next city on my list, Ellina. She also told me that story, but I wouldn’t stop yet. Mostly because I just wanted to ride around in the cab.

In Kerning City I finally got an answer (I didn’t stop at perion because that guy freaks me out). The potion shop owner told me one name: Sabitrama. At first I had no idea who that was but after a while, the shop owner just said he would tell me if I finally left his shop and stopped harassing all of the customers.

He was in sleepywood, so I went to the cab. For some reason it costs 10,000 mesos. I argued with the driver and in the end I only had to pay 15,000 mesos.

Once I got there, I found Sabitrama and asked him about the red potions. He told me that the potions were bottled by none other then Nexon (dun dun). They only put in 2/3 of the potion into the bottle. Then every 2 bottles, they have enough left over to make a third one. I asked where the bottle packing place was and he told me it was in Orbis.

Of course, I thought. No one ever goes to Orbis. It is the perfect place to pull off their scheme. I traveled there and almost got killed by a Balrog in the process. Once I got there, I headed to the West, a part of the town that is never visited.

There, I saw a huge factory. It made huge amounts of smoke that traveled into the air. That’s why so many of those sky drivers are in El Nath. They are always jumping down Orbis Tower while I have to suffer and kill Sentinels along the way to the bottom.

I went inside and saw noobs working for them. There were so many names with 5 or more numbers after them that I was overwhelmed. I asked one of the noobs what they were doing at this factory. He told me that some shady people had approached him and offered him 10,000 mesos an hour to fill potions in their factory. He accepted because otherwise he would get ksed for life by some pros they hired.

Every day millions of potions are shipped to towns all around MapleStory. Another thing I noticed was the relaxer. Why would they create it if people could get 50 hp every 10 seconds instead of buying red potions. He told me that they only made it to stop people from complaining about it. And they wanted everyone to have a miserable summer because they would sit on their chairs for hours every day instead of training.

So I went to the top of the factory and saw the owner. He was watching TV and I turned it off. He got angry and started to punch me. But fortunately, I have a rock solid chest and blocked them. Then I picked him up and threw him out the window. Then I pressed the self-destruct button on the factory and fly away to safety.

…Ok. So maybe it didn’t happen exactly like that. He actually just called his guards and they threw me out the window. Then I went into a house and started to make megaphones about how everyone was being scammed. The Nexon guys found me and threw me out the window.

So it’s up to you to make them fill up our potions all the way. Well, maybe not your potions but potions for noobs like me. I’ll boycott them in my mind, but I need them for training.

This isn’t over yet Nexon (dun dun dun). I still have some more conspiracy theorys to show the Maplestory public about.

15 thoughts on “The Red Potion Conspiracy Theory”

  1. For some reason it costs 10,000 mesos. I argued with the driver and in the end I only had to pay 15,000 mesos.

    Ripped off further than you needed to. O.o

  2. Lol.So funny.What about the Abandoned Tower in Ludi.It’s not abandoned,tere’s a baloon,an officer,and 6 other ppl in there. =O

  3. But if pots like elixirs were filled only 2/3 and already healed 50% of my hp and mana, being filled to the brim would make them heal 75% instead. This leads to a mass inflation in the price of elixirs, thus making mages spend more mesos buying them. In order to save mesos, mages would prefer to wait until they only have 20% hp and mana before they use an elixir, instead of the normal 40%. This will lead to the death of many mages. Because of this mages will quit being mages and choose another job. Without mages, most priests will find it difficult to survive as according to observations most mages are willing to help clerics unlike sins and warriors. Also, training from 7x to 8x without partying mages at the parking lot will not be easy training. This will lead to a decrease in the population of priests.

    Lack of priests=lack of sotong party=all high levelled sins will quit.
    Lack of priests=lack of hs, heal and dispel=all high levelled dks will quit.
    Basically, lack of hs=The whole of maple story will quit.

    Wizet will topple and maple story will be history.

  4. I thought those bottles seemed a little light. *shakes bottle slightly* “How am I able to carry around 500 bottles so easily?” I often wondered to myself.

  5. Oh, but what about the scam that Ludi sells these potions at a lower price than other towns. . .
    And that using pills lets you hold FIFTY MORE (oh WOW) than usual?

    But. . .
    I really enjoyed this blog :]

  6. LOL
    you said: For some reason it costs 10,000 mesos. I argued with the driver and in the end I only had to pay 15,000 mesos.
    That part was hilarious

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