There once was a guy born in a book
He had always wanted to be a cook.
Then he fell from grace
In mage Grendel’s face
And ended up becoming a crook.

He tried to commit on a snail, murder
But had to eat a hated frankfurter
A Fire Arrow
Went to the marrow
And the snail he did not hurter.

The picture explains the title.

Calculations for a level 100 Chief Bandit’s max damage. Meso Explosion not included. As usual, the CB has godly equips.

STR Bandit
Cursayer +7 (10% ATK) (125 ATK, 21 LUK) [Str Dagger]
Pink Adventurer Cape +5 (10% LUK) (15 LUK, 2 ATK)
Perfect Dark Identity (5 LUK)
Perfect Purple Osfa Suit (6 LUK, 2 STR)
Perfect Dark Pirate Bottom (2 DEX, 4 LUK)
Dark Katina Boots +5 (10% Jump) (17 DEX, 4 LUK)
Dark Anelin +5 (10% ATK) (3 DEX, 5 LUK, 15 Atk)
Perfect Seclusion Wristguard (2 LUK) read more

[h]ALL CREDIT FOR THIS STORY THINGY GOES TO Harper OF BASILMARKET[/h]

Fire Wizard: Ahem. As you know, I have summoned you all here to…

Cleric: Wait a minute! You can’t summon! That’s my schtick! Summon dragon! See?

Fire Wizard: Um, that’s not what I meant. I summoned the 9 of you here so I could–

Assassin: Hey, I can summon duplicates of myself. Make that the 14! read more