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Fire Wizard: Ahem. As you know, I have summoned you all here to…

Cleric: Wait a minute! You can’t summon! That’s my schtick! Summon dragon! See?

Fire Wizard: Um, that’s not what I meant. I summoned the 9 of you here so I could–

Assassin: Hey, I can summon duplicates of myself. Make that the 14!

Fire Wizard: I’VE GOT ENOUGH FIRE ARROWS FOR ALL OF YOU!!

Assassin: …I’ll be good.

Fighter: Oh ha, ha. I’ve heard THAT before, but as soon as I start hunting something, POW! A couple throwing stars and it’s dead.

Assassin: Hey, it’s your own fault for not having ranged weapons!

Bowman: Yeah! …Wait, you KS me, too.

Assassin: Can I help it if I rock?

Lightning Wizard: Oh puh-LEASE. Let a mob loose and see how many you can kill before I wipe ’em all out.

Spearman: That’s not something to be proud of, you know…

Lightning Wizard: Yes it is! Yes it is! Do you know how long I had to spend training just to be able to make lightning useful?!?

Spearman: Just wait until I get dragon roar! I’m gonna kick some serious booty! Eventually. When I get to level 70.

Fighter: Until then, you just stay behind me while I do the real work.

Spearman: I HEARD THAT! I’m just as good as killing as you! And my scrolls are cheaper!

Fighter: Yeah, but you have hit points like a bowman, girly-man.

Bowman: Excuse me?!? Hey, who killsteals WHOM here? Remember me, the guy with the ranged weapon?

Fighter: Ohhh, you mean Mr. “Wooden Mallet”?

Bowman: That was a LONG TIME AGO, thank you very much.

Bandit: Waaait a minute, I remember you now. Didn’t you beg me for arrows just the other day?

Bowman: Beg you? HA! You were practically forcing them on me! “My inventory is full…” Geez!

Fire Wizard: AHEM! I summoned–okay, I CALLED the ten of us here so we could settle once and for all–

Assassin: ‘Ten of us’?

Cleric: Yeah, what gives? I only count eight.

Lightning Wizard: Nonsense. We’re all here. Three mages, two thieves–

Bandit: I didn’t touch nothin’!

Lightning Wizard: I didn’t SAY–

Bandit: Yes you did! You said I was a thief!

Lightning Wizard: Well, you ARE…I mean…

Bandit: That’s it! I’m gonna use haste and savage blow all your mobs before you can kill ’em!

Lightning: Oh yeah? Oh YEAH? Just try it, buddy! I’ll have you know I can kill ’em in one hit with cold beam!

Cleric: Oh, why can’t we all just get along? Say, anybody here need to be healed?

All: NO!

Cleric: Can’t blame a guy for asking. Usually you drool over the thought of having me in your party! Oh, well. Anyway, there’s two thieves, three mages, three warriors…uh…wait. Where’s the page?

Page: I’m here.

All: <gasps>

Lightning Wizard: I thought you were mythical.

Page: Me? Nope. I was just over here playing Omok with the crossbowman.

All: <gasps>

Crossbowman: Wut?

Bandit: He LIVES!

Fire Wizard: I knew that.

Lightning Wizard: Suuuure you did.

Fire Wizard: Hello? WHO called the meeting?

Crossbowman: Look, unless we’re gonna accomplish something here, I’d like to get back to training. I really want to get my third job.

Page: Tell me about it! Man, it’s hard going at these middle levels. But it’ll all be worth it when I get my sweet, sweet elemental charges…

Wizards: <snicker>

Page: It’s not the same thing as you!

Wizards: <snicker more>

Page: It’s NOT!

Cleric: So, seriously. Why DID you call us here?

Fire Wizard: Oh…right. Uh…well, to settle the issue once and for all of which one of us is the strongest. Now, I prefer to be modest, but I’m sure we all realize it’s–

Bandit: Me!

All: NO!

Bandit: I’ve got haste, meso explosion and savage blow!

Fighter: Yeah, but you take one hit and you’re down for the count. Now, me on the other hand, I can tank ’em with the best of you.

Cleric: Oh, please. Without me you’d be nothing but a potion sink. Whereas I never use them at all! Now, against undead I’m obviously the best–

Lightning Wizard: But against anything else you suck, we know. I, on the other hand, have the single most powerful attack in the game!

Fire Wizard: Only technically. Besides, there aren’t many monsters weak against lightning.

Lightning Wizard: Just wait until Aqua Road! Just…wait…you meanies…<sniff> It’ll be out! Next patch! Or…the one after that! Or…the one…after…thaaaaat…

Assassin: Aaaand in the meantime, I’ll be level 80 and lovin’ it.

Bowman: Only because you’re funded! You and your high level equipment at level 10.

Assassin: Work Gloves! Steeleys! Sweet, sweet ilbis! I love you SO MUCH!!!

Fighter: You’d never get any of those if it weren’t for us warriors making money!

Cleric: Hell-o? WHO makes the money?

Lightning Wizard: Oh please! I train on fire drakes, for crying out loud! One set of steeleys and I’m swimming in mesos!

Crossbowman: Um…I’m pretty good at high levels…

All: <…>

Fire Wizard: Did somebody say something?

Assassin: I think it was the wind.

Fighter: The wind. Riiight. You’ve been using haste too much; I don’t think your brain has caught up yet.

Fire Wizard: People, come ON! You know there’s only one obvious choice here! The most powerful of us all can only be–

Beginner: –I, the SUPER NOOB! BWAHAHAHA!