Can’t think of a title..

There once was a guy born in a book
He had always wanted to be a cook.
Then he fell from grace
In mage Grendel’s face
And ended up becoming a crook.

He tried to commit on a snail, murder
But had to eat a hated frankfurter
A Fire Arrow
Went to the marrow
And the snail he did not hurter.

5 thoughts on “Can’t think of a title..”

  1. Limericks. Hmm.

    I had considered writing a Maple limerick, but I decided they were too short to say anything good in them

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