Hiya, im starting another video series called ZOMG. In here, I will post things the make me say ZOMG!!
Rejoice everyone, the land of happiness is here. The land where all maplers can join hands in harmony, as they chuck gallons and gallons of COKE.
I present to you, coca cola land. (THIS NOT AN EDIT)
Hey, and welcome back to Rofl for 5 Hours. This time, this video has to do something with maplestory.
enjoy. 
“Oh crap! Am I gonna have to go mouth to mouth!?” I thought.
The sun was setting, and it was getting chilly. SInce they were both near Lith Harbor, the sea breezes actually made the surrounding weather chillier.
I felt Karla’s pulse once more. It was getting slower and fainter by the second. I gave her some more potions and I prayed to god that she’d be alright. But then, she was losing oxygen and I noticed her skin getting paler and paler.
Aw, what the hell!
I got closer to her lips as I closed my eyes, I thought I was going to be sick because of panicking. Karla wasn’t bad lookin at all ya know. Actually, she was hawt.
“Okay, here I go…” I thought. Just when I was about to give her mouth to mouth maneuver, she started breathing raspily. At first, I thought that I was like dillusional, but I noticed her humming. This tune she was humming was really melancholy. I heard something familiar like this until I remembered a glimpse of my haunted past.
No violence this time. Enjoy.
You won’t regret it.
“You mess with Hamburger, and you get increased cholestrol and die of heart attacks!” Hamburger shouted as he charged towards Osama.
“Indeed…” Osama replied charging towards him. They both had no weapons.
Hamburger gave Osama a hefty hit on his arms, as Osama did the same. Yes, they had engaged in the CAT FIGHT OF DEATH!
*WARNING DO NOT READ IF YOU’RE NOT ACCUSTOMED TO GORY SITUATIONS! OR IF YOU HATE ME FOR BEING SO RANDOM. THIS PASSAGE IS FULL OF EVIL.*
I know this has nothing to do with Maplestory, but I had to say something about Elfen Lied.
So I read a couple of blogs about Elfen Lied and heard how bloody and gory it was n’ stuff. So I was like meh, let’s see for myself!
Hamburger was taken into Al Qaeda headquarters near Perion. The inside of the headquarters looked kind of like the place where Darth Vader and Luke Skywakler fought for the last time.
Admist the darkenss of the headquarters, Kristine ran across the security mushrooms and went inside Hamburger’s jail chamber.
“Is this what you really want Kristine?” said a familiar voice.
Surprised, she noticed it was Hamburger talking to her. He was all chained up in his cozy little chamber.
“I came here to get you out of here.” Kristine said as she came closer.
“ANSWER ME!” Hamburger shouted. “Is this what you wanted? Betrayal and power? I heard the whole entire story when I decided to come into the apartment from the window.” []
“I…” Kristine began to cry. “I thought I wanted power. I thought that was the only thing valuable in life. Power and acknowlgement. No one ever saw me as who I really was!” she continued, “but there was more to life than power. What good can power be without acknowledgement? Love?”
She quickly grabbed a steely from her back pocket of her jacket and pointed at my neck as she wrapped her arms around it. I was shocked and uh… there was a warm tingly sensation inside of me.
“Go away…” Karla said to the GMs, “or he’ll die…”
“Damn it!” said one of the GMs. “We can’t have a hostage here!”
“Just hit her.” said another GM cooly. “We have our ways…” he said as he hasted himself.
It looked to me that that guy was a veteran GM.
The GM’s haste was better than regular maxed haste. The GM moved quickly and jumped over the crowd as he summoned special monsters that can be only defeated by the GMs.
“Hm.. you guys are always doin’ the same thing…” Karla said quietly as she jump hacked her way out. She threw 10 ilbis on the ground.
“Ta, boys…” the ilbis exploded.
*Everything is in an italian accent*
Legend says that one late night, when the sky was dark and the wind was cool amongst the roaring waves, Karla stood on top of a boulder staring the ocean. Yes, the beautiful, yet aggressive Karla was calmly gazing at the ocean under the twinkling stars in search of something she did not know what to find. She wanted to find the point of life. She wanted power. But it is almost as if she had a split personality: the gentle Karla and the aggressive kill-a-guy-who-pissed her off kind. And as according to the legend, she was in a gentle mood. But she sensed something, someone was watching her. She quickly spotted the guy who was watching her. The next second thing he saw after Karla a steely on his forehead. Legend says that’s how Harry Potter got his scar, how Kenny McCormick died for the 1000th time, how Chuck Norris got hurt the first time, that was the reason why Osama Bin Laden went into hiding,that was how pokemon got extinct, that was why no one knows how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie-pop, and that was how George Washington died. Well… that is a legend and all, but one thing remains true my friend…
Her name was Karla