Hamburger Mcdurgerking meets maplestory will be entering its 2nd and last season.
entiled : THE LEGACY OF THE HAMBURGER.
I was going to start the HER NAME WAS KARLA series at August, but I got so many PMs that they want it now.
And as you know, the customer is always right. I’ll start it shortly after finishing the adventures of HAMBURGER MCDURGERKING.
uhhh… like when you kill a pig, why does it drop feathers and ribbons instead of bacon.
MAPLESTORY NEEDS BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (maple bacon)
Recipe for making Jr. Balrog steak: By Hamburger Mcdurgerking
things you will need:
Half pound of Jr. Balrog
Red Wine (Cabornet)
Bay leaves
baby carrots (other veggies may also be in)
Cilantro
A priest ( in case it gets you killed.)
Half Cloves of Garlic
Here it is… lucky number 7
“H..Hamburger?” Hamburger said with a shocked face.
“Yes, I.. *tries to stop laughing* I believe your name is Hamburger as well?” the priestess said. “Oh, dearie me, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Kristine, the level 80 priestess.”
“Oh… hi.” Hamburger stifled. “Umm.. *trying to shake off the thought of his hamburger scar on his forehead.* why did you save me?”
“Yes well, what kind of a person would leave you dead and deserted? Hell no, I’m not that kinda person.” the priestess said. “Besides, it’s lonely living by myself. My parents are missing and… it’s good to have company you know?” the priestess said blushingly. “I’m sorry.” she stood on her feet as she turned to leave the room.
“W..wait,” Hamburger said, as he grabbed her hand. The two stared at each other holding hand by hand. They both blushed. “You..you’re alone too?” Hamburger said.
“Yes.. ever since my beloved family was abducted by the evil ‘Al Qaeda’ guild. I’ve lost confidence in everything… I used to be so cheerful and happy with my friends but since the loss…” tears stained her eyes. “I don’t know what to do… and seeing you, you and your happy little ways made me remember the past when I used to be like you: happy and confident. Oh.. I’m sorry…” Kristine cried. Hamburger rushed to comfort her as he hugged her warmly.
“Pleasseee…. I’m not asking you to stop them or something but… Maplestory has been waiting many years for the arrival of a hero, no, a SAVIOUR to save us from the attacks of ‘Al Qaeda’ they’ve taken anything! Not only from me but for everyone!” Krisitne sobbed.
“Ugh…uh…” Hamburger groaned. “Where, where am I?”
“Good! you woke up!” a mysterious lady came in. “Here, drink this.” In a state of confusion he did as she said and took a sip from the vial.
“MMMM… Coke.” Hamburger said.
“Yup, it’s medicated. It’ll make you feel all better.” the mysterious priestess said with a smile.
“Gosh lady, you sure know how to make a bad medicine turn into a good medicine… Hehe, I have know idea what I said.” Hamburger laughed.
“Haha!” the priestess laughed with him. “Anyways…” *she rustled through a paper bag*
“WOAH! *sniff* *sniff* no.. no way!!!!” Hamburgers’ eyes got teary.
“Here, you want one?” the priestess handed her a BIG MAC.
“WHOOOOOOOO!!!! I’ve been looking everwhere for this! ” he shouted as he took the Big Mac and shoved it in his mouth.
“Wow, you’re a fan of Mcdonalds?” the priestess asked surprised by his appetite.
“YAH! I luff all vurguers. *mouth stuffed*” Hamburger said.
“Haha, well here’s the TV so help your self and make your self home.” the priestess stood up and left the room.
“Wow, such a nice person, she’s about my age huh? Ehehehe… not bad lookin’ also. She’s almost like Monica from the show Friends except MUCH YOUNGER. Kinda like Keira… beautuful and untainted and friendly.” Hamburger thought. “Of course no one would dig me so… why worry about it. I hope we can be friends though.”
*Flips on TV*
Commercial:”*sings* at Perion weapon and armor store~~ We sell weapons and armors!”
“Hmmm… where is Keira. Wait, how did I end up here? UGHHH!!!!!!!!!” Hamburger screamed while holding his head with sheer pain. “I remember it know. The terrorists, the fight I had with them, Bruce Lee beating up Chuck Norris, and and and… HAPPY GILMORE!” Hamburger thought as the pain increased.
“GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Hamburger shouted.
The door immediately opened.
“Damn it, he’s going into convulsions!” the priestess said as she mumbled a spell. A bright condesed green light bursted unto Hamburger from the Priest. The priestess clasped her hands and mumbled a spell, her hands shone with bright white light, and admist the green, she pressed her hands on Hamburgers’ burning chest.