I, DaMunky89, would like to take this moment to thank you;
With your help, we have decreased the overall IQ count of MMOTales by a full five HUNDRED marks! It’s up to good people like you, Hitler, and the KKK to keep “blacks”, “Jews”, or intelligent people from taking over trhe world! Racial diversity will triumph! -and by that I mean we should slaughter any demographics that get too overswelled! Take a M80 to the Mexicans first Rocky!! Hurry! They’re all RACISTS I tell you! RUN ROCKY RUN! read more

Edit: Zomg TOP of the frontpage! xD You guys rule. Really.

Oho, here art Munkklz (not pasted,) with the thirteenth installment of my oddball fanfic gone awry. School indeed crushes the mind and spirit alike, and what little free time I have had is often consumed by the solace I find in videogames, so I’m terribly sorry this chapter is a ‘lil late. I’ve kinda been horribly busy lately and it makes me sad. T-T Additionally, this chapter is my first real attempt at any formatting whatsoever, and I may actually use bold and italics now, as opposed to just CAPPING everything I want to empathize. Also, look for the Pokémon reference! (cheers Ezzles! xD) read more

Yeah, the much anticipated (I wish xD) Drifting Dimensions 13 hast been delayed again. I’m terribly sorry, and I KNOW I promised, but I’ve got half of it written, and I have Tuesday off, so I WILL get it to you then! I really do promise! >.<;;
-Munky

Edit: Zomg front page! (Thanks everybody. ^0^)

Okay everybody, I’m terribly sorry –I’ve been quite nearly dead for the last three weeks or so, but here’s chapter 11, if I haven’t lost all my readers by now. *rolls eyes* Additionally, thanks for the comments/likes/support/demands-for-next-chapter everybody. Screenshots included of me jacking around all day today, instead of writing this like I was supposed to. They’re funny and self explanitory, check ’em out. (I’m submitting this at 10:34 lol.. but I DID get it done today.) read more

Okay, idk when the next chapter is coming out on my storyline, I’m busy today with work and whatnot. But I just had to blog about this first because it was funnyful. Yes.

Okay, so I was goofing around in Ant Tunnel II with my main, 20 minutes before curfew. (12:30 curfew isn’t too bad, but still irritating…) So I was planning to hang out slaughering Zombie Mushrooms with heal until I had to get off the computer. [Pic 1, me entering ant tunnel, and finding a use for Indescane’s godly emote, rude kirby.] Anyway, this one 3x wizard jumps me from above (he was on a rope) and goes “yo, cleric! you wanna come with us to deep ant tunnel?” So I go “sure, whatever” and follow him and his friend. read more

MAJOR Edit: Wth? How did all those weird symbols get into my blog? *resubmits*

Yeahaah! I am back! With chapter ten in tow, mind you. Nice to see all of you enjoyed the video, and thanks for the comments on that as well. (Though I must say, the voiceovers came out rather quiet and mumbly…) Banannaphone did of course make the cut to get in, because it rules. Additionally, I must say the snail slaughtering was probably the most fun part of that movie to do. xD It was so violent and …needless! *cackles* Terribly sorry to keep you all waiting so long! read more

Edit: What in the… this one went crazysymbols on me too… *resubmits*

Okay, starting chapter nine today… but I’m thinking this’ll be finished later because I’m busy until next Monday. (It’s Thursday.) For those of you who haven’t spotted it already, there’s a character bio out for Shard. (I did his first because he seems to have gained popularity recently.) Speaking of that nut, he will appear in this chapter, just not right away, so stay with me here. (Keep in mind I tend to flash back and forward in time during POV changes.) read more

I just spent the last hour and a half slaughtering baby kittens.
I killed over 300 of them, and stole their disembodied horns and skins.
I had fun doing it.
I’m worried.
Help me? +_+

Awrighty everyone, here goes nothin’ chapter eight! This one has got POV diversity out the wazoo, and a handful more spiffalicious fight scenes. For any of you wondering, I had been planning the Gunbound crossover from the start, mainly because I wuv my Kalis! xD

@ iluvchocs: Lol, yeah I really did have to stand up for the Kalisddon there, because a lot of people trash talk it online.. y’know, before I completely school them with it that is. xD read more

Hey all, again. I already wrote my chapter for the day, and I am DEFINETLY too lazy for another one, but here’s something else I’ve been meaning to do. Perhaps this’ll put enough of a handle on our good friend Shard that I can figure out where he’s going.

@ Indescane: Yeah, Shard was never really supposed to be evil, or crazy in the first place.. but he’s one of those characters that kinda gets out of control and then you don’t really have any say in how they develop. That ever happen do anybody else out there? I originally intended him to get plenty of exposure as a bad guy, but couldn’t find many places to do it… and it was always planned for him to change sides, but I was thinking more along the lines of him getting betrayed than him having his own ulterior motives. Meh, like I said, the nutter is out of control. xD I honestly don’t know what he’s going to do next. read more