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definitions for noob and newb and pro

ok many ppl get mixed up with these ppl a whole lot. i will give you defintions.
noob- a jerk ass who has no respect for anyone. he kses, sayes cc plz and other anoyying crap
newb- a newwer person to the game. he could be lvl 89 but new to something. like he might ask where npcs are. kindly tell them -_-
pro- experienced person at this game. he knows maplestory like its his life. he could be lvl 6 for all anyone knows. read more

cc pl0x

thats the most dreaded line anyone can hear. i mean come on. i have reasons why you shouldnt say this
1. the channel doesn’t have your name on it
2. sharing is caring
3. the map is ment for more then one
7. if Wizet never said a map is only for one guy. and besides sum1 could be going to a diferent map

now i bet if ppl train at zombies they might get that. but why would anyone listen to this anyway? they would be like suuuuure. yes i bet ppl are tired of hearing “th1s guy t0ld me to cc pl0x and i wuz l1k3 hel noz” but if we e-mailed Wizet about this, i doubt they would listen. they get like 4 trilion e-mails a day. read more

sucked into maplestory chapter 2

haha, sorry for late notice but i couldnt send in another story cause i was moving from house to house T.T well here is the story i hope you like!

“welcome to maple island!” said i big man in thick armour. “maple syrup land?” gary said back “no silly maple island. everyone i greet and even i, has been sucked into their computer” “looks like you got a crappy job” jack said back. “just shut up and go buy a house” he said. he went through a sign that said YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MAPLE ISLAND. he looked around to see everyone looked the same hieght and is wearing the same clothes. he could see a shop. there was a sign that said “now giving out free swords,axes, and wooden clubs” he walked in and piced out a sword. he starred at it. he stabbed the wall and it made a mark. ‘hey look it works!” he said. he had a tough life in maple story. it was hard to kill snails. he died to much at orange mushrooms and was relieved to be revived. after a while, he bought a level scanner. he could tell what level he was and other peoples too. he was level six! he was stronger. he had 1,320 mesos. he did quests. a lot of quests. in fact he couldnt do anymore quests! at level ten, he went to lith harbor. he was scared there. bt was happy to see a level 65 guy there. “ummm.. can you please help me?” gary sad. he looked at him lke he was mad. read more

sucked into maplestory chapter 1

hello. since i hate my other sotries im gonna make a new one and if i quit it i wont make a new story >.>

it was a stormy day. the weather man said it wouldn’t rain. but what did he know? he makes too much bad predictions. he sighed and walked in his house. he had nothing to do. nothing was on TV. his little bro broke his play station. and he didn’t even know what happened to his Xbox. he went on his computer and surfed the web. but still, nothing to do. but, all of the sudden, his computer reseted. the TV. was still on. he didn’t lose power. then a beam came straight out of the computer. he started flying into the air. ohno, he thought, moms going to kill me! he then was sucked into his computer like a vacum cleaner. “what the..” he said. “DOWNLOADING COMPLETE” came a deep voice form no where. he looked around. gary, what have you done?” he thought to him self. he looked around, but he couldn’t see anything. it was pitch black. then there was a light. small, then big. it got bigger and bigger and bigger! then, the next thing he knew, he was falling from the sky. ” why does my life have too end here!” he yelled. once he fell on the ground, it didn’t hurt. he saw a number above his head. it said 10. it was blue. “hey you!” came a voice. he looked behind him and he saw a kid. he looked younger. and pixily. “yo, you look weird” said gary. “look whos talking” he said. he looked at himself. he looked simalir. “oh my gosh! what happened!” “did you get sucked into your computer?” the kid said. “uhh yes…” he said back. ” this is weird. everyone i ask keeps saying this. whos doing this??” he yelled. read more

enough with maplestory bfs and gfs

well this is a rant on bfs and gfs its annoying the crap outa me
lets get started.

1. “love at first sight”
this is abou the stupidist thing on earth. how can you fall in love with a bunch of pixels that forms a charchter(cant spell)??? really it gets plain stupid. why do you love pixels and think he or she is”hot”? its stupid and should b stopped.
2. the realationship
well sometimes this can be good if your not a gf and bf . you never know who you could be talking to. it could be a 43 year old man. now im not saying “stop talking to a girl” im just saying bfs and gfs is just stupid because you dont know who it is. now im not saying all girls on this game are 43 year old men but you dont know where should could live. read more

beginners own!

well hello people im here again talking about beginners XD.

BEGINNERS ARE AWESOME! being one means taking a challenge, just like i did. lvl 16 was pretty easy though 0_O pqing will be fun too. now i bet you all have a question: why do they own? well taxi cabs are cheap, you lose no exp. when dead, equipments are cheap, you dont have to use your money for blue potions. now you might now be thinking im an idiot for saying all this and all i just said was crap. meh, look again >.> YOU SAVE MORE MONEY! surprisingly, beginners (to me) get better drops faster (i got a mace, blue qi top, and archer gloves. can it be better?) now thats only me and to most my newer people who get better drops. now also people will be asking why dont you have a job and why are you a beginner. so get prepared. you you might be famous for not having a job and not getting bored being a beginner without skills and such. all you need for stats is str. and dex. then fun of beginners are taking the challenege. dont skip this blog(i beg of you) haha, jking skip it if ya want, just id liked to here your comments. so my reason: BE A BEGINNER
BE A BEGINNER
chickenman is leaving this place. i wuznt here read more