All posts by ChickenMan

life of a superbeginner

yes i have a superbeginner. fun fun. track me on the mapleglobal rankings. my ign is bignewbguy. ok my life started once i heard of people becoming super beginners! well i thought, why not? i got a purse (so sad..) and a wisconsin hat(oh yeah) i did a jump quest (i suck at them) and i got 30 screws. me so mad cuz i died there because i had low hp. now im trying to the nella quest and im in the slime/green mushie tree, and i went in there to see about 5 channells with hackers. one channell i go into has 2 slimes that jump at you! meh. if anyone wants to be inspired not by me () then be inspired by this movie! read more

3 bows and a claw ch.2

wind was breezing in thier hair. the boat to orbis had 3 more minutes ’till they would get there. “ahh, the old outdoors. what can’t it do?” said james. “uhh, james, we have been in the outdoors for a while. we fight monsters, in the outdoors. i think we get enough” zach said back to james.
~where bill was training~
“haha, nice buffoons. please don’t kill me. i have nachoes! oh wait, monsters hate nachoes. uhh, can someone help me please!!!!!!!” yelled bill. he had been surrounded(can’t spell) by buffoons. with out the other 3, he had to train on weaker monsters. but it looked like he would die, when a man, a very young man, came and killed them all with explosion. “yo, man your a little weak by youself here. i think you should go back to orbis and kill lucidia! they are a little easier for you” “ok then” he said rushing up to the portal. “haha, sucker. looks like a i got a map to myself!” he boomed.
~back to the boat~
“one minute untill we get to orbis” said the co-captain. “hey! i can see orbis form here!” said james “well duh, he said 1 minute” said alex. “oh yeah” he replied back. once they were in orbis, they got antoher ticket to ellina. they boat was already there, and the boat was packed! there were weak people, strong people, and weird people. “7 minutes untill we take off” yelled the captain “looks like we came 2 minutes early!” said zach relieved(cant spell) once they took off, most people rushed into the cabin for saftey. but the 3 stayed outside. 12 minutes passed and they were just sitting, playing around with their bows. then a dark boat came with balrogs flying out. everybody used thier attack. after the fight, james was severly injured, alex was intact, and zach’s arm was bleedy badly. “james, zach! i will heal you. i just don’t know how!” “ju..st……” then james just sat there, eyes closed. “here i will drinkk my potions, and give some to james. man we should have listened to bill!” said zach, drinking his potions. he opened james mouth, then pooured it into his mouth. his eyes were still closed, and he didn’t budge. “this is more serious then i thought!” said alex. 5 minutes later, they were at a hospital in ellina. “is he going to be alright?” said alex. “yes he will live. but, he will be in the hospital for a while.” the doctor said back to him read more

ups and downs of a perma beginner

hehe i wanna convince people to become a perma beginner XD

pros
– you don’t lose exp when you die
-taxi cabs are cheaper
-when you’re a higher level people will think you’re cool
cons
– leveling is a little slower
– you will be laughed at in lower levles for not having a job
– you don’t have much armour and wepons read more

3 bows and a claw ch.1

hehe, this is again a new story i am to make. plz don’t flame me for spelling errors or grammar errors, just tell me how to spell it or ect. well heres the story

life was great. james,zach,bill,and alex had a great life. it was easy of how they had their lives. it was train, re-pot, and sell and buy. james,zach, and alex were all rangers, while bill was a hermit. they trained on bufoons getting greater drops each day. they were millionaires. but yet, they wern’t to famous. they all wanted to, but with a extremly strong cheif bandit named kyle was the most famous. he maxed all his skills. and he was followed everywhere. “sigh” thought james as he killed a bufoon. “why can’t i be that famous” he thought again. they all lived in many different places. james lived in orbis. zach lived in henesys. bill lives in lith harbor. and alex lives in kerning city. alex was to be convinced to be a cheif bandit, but turned it down and became an archer. “you know what?”said james. “we should do something to kyle. hes been rotten to us, and we should play fire with fire. we should just do something. i dont know yet, but we should do something!” james said proudly “well no. thats not to smart. he is very strong, and if he found out we did something, he would kill us in an instant” said bill. “but im tired of him. he trashed my place and said it was an accident. he also killed my father in a huge fight. well, not much of a fight. he was jist walking to the store, and he came out of no where and killed him on purpose. i want to do something!” yelled james steamed. then tears started coming out of his eyes. “bill, i dont know what you’re thinking. he bought my house without even asking and it wasn’t for sale! so i had to buy a different house wasting my money. and while i was collecting my potions, he came and knocked them out of my hands and stole them. hes a criminal, and i know hes a theif as a title, but when he accutaly steals stuff, it isn’t neccisary, we should do something about him, hes a jerk!” said alex.”alright then” said james whiping his tears. ” we will go to kerning city and kick some dirt on him!” yelled james “come on guys!” “im not leaving” said bill “he know just about everything and he has guards at his house. i wouldn’t go, so thats why im not. so have fun dying!” said bill “ok then bye” said alex. “man im sorry for you guys. he hasn’t done a thing to me, but if he does something to my friends hes going down. and so wll his house!” yelled zach as they went to the station. “hi can i have 3 tickets for orbis?” “yes but im sorry: the boat to orbis is broken. it might take a few hours to rapair. you can feel free to help. oh and that ill be 30k.” he handed her 30k and and just watched the boat being fixed. “well this sucks” said alex. “hey can you help me please!” yelled a worker dangling from the back of the boat. “help help!” he yelled louder. “oh my, we have got to save him!” said alex. “oh damit, we probably won’t get there fast enough wthout bill!” said james. “well yes we can do it without bill! we still have his haste!” said zach, dashing on the boat “hey you can’t get on the boat its still being fixed!” zach ignored him and came to the back of the boat. “please help me!” he said “i got ya!” he replied. “grab my hand” said zach trying to save him. he let go but was caught by zach. “thanks man!” said the worker as zach pulled him up “no pproblem!” he replied to him. “i should tell everyone about this!” he said running off! read more

“cc plz” just wont stop

ok so i was on my perma beginer and i went to the mushroom garden to train him. so i went to a random channel, i was the only one there just fighting, then all of the sudden, a mage came in and (lvl 16) he told me to cc soo i say no and hes like why? im like, (try to take a joke) my credit card is privite information. he said no, CC PLZ and im like, u want corn chips?? im sry imm out. and hes like it means cc plz, trying to act so smart. so he started ksing me. i didnt mind, cause i wasnt on to lvl (or was i 0.o) and he goes why wont u cc? i go im too lazy (just to be funny) and hes like press enter to go to the menu. i knew that already. i stood there, trying to ac like i was going to change channels. he started dropping crappy mage stuff, then he claims he dropped 50k when he probably dropped 1k… well he continued to ks me, and then he acts like hes never seen me before. then he acts all g@y and i wont tell you what he did but then i asked why are u ksing me and hes like casue u wont cc and then i go why dont u cc cause there are empty chennels and hes like i want to be lvl 20 by the end of today (doubt he will) so then i say i was here first and hes like no i was here b4 u and im like wth are u talking about i hate when ppl just do this. in the end i wanted to do a quest in kerning city i left aying “i got better things to do then argue with a noob” and hes like ok. so i leave.
this happened about 4 hours ago i just hate when ppl say cc plz and claim they were here b4 u
dont u? read more

why does this game suck?

well really i shouldnt have said sucked but in terms of my words “i waste of space on the internet” yes i played it when i was younger (when i was stupid) thinking, “wow this game is the best” until i learned people are mean. well yes anyone can say lots of peopel are mean but i got scammed outa my account and kids at my school tricked me into saying the password is the same before i got scammed outa it. well i try and it didnt work -_-. ok back to why this game is terribly made. read more

updates

ok im a bit bored with maple like this with only (this is for GMS) ludi as the newest place
im just wishing that they would update soon and since people r still talking about the flaming z on mapleglobal im guessing; a cheap little zorro mask,omega sector, or zakum
i also want aqua land too complete with aqua dungeon
so thats what i wish wizet will at least make something cool come(i.e. a cool new event at least)
thats just wut i want to say read more

levelling my theif

yes i need to level my theif
but i cant get concentrated. for the like first few minutes i log off and do somthing else
hes at 81% and level 16 but its just hard for me to level
anyone have thoughts to keep me concentrated?

or if you would like to help me….
ign:banditof1000
server:bera
level:16

my friend

ok my friend is wierd in different ways
1)he ONLY cares about himself
2)he plays the drop game
3) hes a flip-flopper(somone who changes their mind too much)

ok this is a story that happened while i was at his house
ok he was in the cursed sancuary(hes a theif level 33) an he was just sitting their and this person comes and drops a sinkitta (or wutever its called) and he picked it up(i think it was below avg.) so he ran away and after a while the same person bought it with all his money:1.6 million mesos. so hes pretty lucky that way read more