hey guys. i bet most of you dont remember me, but im chicken. anyone remember? just saying my regards, ever since i quit ms haha.
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funny picture
hi, srry for my absence. I havent been on mmotales lately now that the front page is busted up. anyway, heres a pic i made, hope u enjoy it.
P.S. Whoever finds out how many drakes there are in that picture wins a prize.
MMOTales comments
how come i keep seeing random ones on other topics? I saw my comment on a previous blog on a new one. Is this a bug/glitch?
Today was AWESOME.
well, guess what. today was, as the title says, AWESOME!!!!
first, i went training at lorangs. i found: 2 dagger atk scrolls (60%), purple shadow pants, dark piette pants, dark cleave, 2 purple tubes (found both in less than 10 seconds) and i also lvled up!
well, this is just my day for u all! time to go play cs ^^
Today Just SUCKED.
ok, well today, i was bored of training at lorangs, so i go to mm with my friend. turns out he hates azns, and im an azn in a guild called AznUnity. o.O there was a very uncomfortable silence, then we get ksed, then we try to take over pig beach, nothing to take over, i leave. so i went to play counter strike, and i went to my favorite server, <Looniez> 24/7 ka_roadwars_v2! YAYYYY! Then theres a bunch of tking f*ggot a*sholes and they vote kick me through console just because i told em to stop. i cant wait till the admin f***ing bans their a$$s. well, anyway, today just sucked.
lvl 53 ice mage, where to train?
since im temp. banned for cussing at whitefridge5 on basil, i guess i have to make it here. where can i train? (btw, im sick of jr cellions, but if thats the only choice, then fine)
funny video
sry, i was bored, so i was searching youtube. i think this is really funny.
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sup yo homies o.O
sup everybody. im bored. entertain me pl0x. eh, i just got my warrior to lvl 25, im bored. so sumone send me sumthing funny? hehe thanks.
Maple Poem 5
im here to rhyme more idiotic things about maplestory =D
Now it is time to talk about shields and protecting things,
did u noe kirby has an attack that can sing?
there are esther shields for mages,
tower shields for pages,
they also have wristguards,
they are for bandits that have eaten too much lard,
now time to talk about armor and stuff,
im late for a meeting, so i will say it in a huff,
mages use overall because they dont want their belly buttons showing,
niether do they want their parents to be knowing!
archers use tops and bottoms because they are faster,
if they used overall, they would trip and it would be a disaster!
thieves use tops and bottoms too because they will be more nimble,
oh no! while i was typing, i lost my thimble!
sumone help me find it, or else it will rust,
then after 3450493087 years, it will be dust!
warriors use tops and bottoms because they want their belly buttons exposed and bare,
but alot of people dont want to see belly buttons that have hair!
its really gross and dirty,
yes i noe i am nerdy,
so this is the end of my rhymer,
the ring calls me, it is a timer!
Maple Poem 3
I want to introduce some more maple jobs,
for the thanksgiving event u can eat corn on the cobs!
a mage has very strong attacking skill,
when he or she takes a wizard pill!
but they have very low defense,
but they exceed in magical offense,
now i will talk about archers and bowman,
but first, i need a break to eat sum ramen!
now im back, its time to talk,
lets go outside and take a walk!
bowman are very boring in the 1st job,
but in tennis, i love to lob!
they are very strong as a ranger,
but if they get cancer they are obviously in danger!
the last job i will talk about is the knight,
omg, did u noe that the background of mmotales.com is white?
that is so freakin tight!
they are very weak in the 1st advancement,
they have to pick out belly button lint!
soon they are strong as a dragon knight,
i bet u cant read this poem without a light!
farewell all, i hoped u like this poem, maple poem three,
good bye, i need to take a pee!