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Maple Poem 4

Hello all! I’m hear to talk more about maplestory!

I’m going to introduce to this poem, skills!
wait, im hungry, so lemme get a pickle dill!
now im back,
lets talk about attacks.
mages have energy bolt and magic claw,
energy bolt sux, lalala!
magic claw hits double,
which means that if ur a monster, u will be in trouble!
now i will talk about warrior skills,
after i take sum calcium pills.
they have power strike and slash blast,
they both are good, so stop whining before i put u in a fullbody cast!
then there are thieves,
i do believe,
they have lucky seven and double stab,
double stab is for bandits that are arab!
lucky seven is for thieves, that like to throw stars
wait, i need to go! i need to go to taekwondoe! and then i will spar!
the last class i will talk about, are the bowmen,
i bought a yahoo domain!
they have power blow, which looks like a kamehameha arrow,
or they have double arrow, the space between the arrow is narrow!
this is only, the 1st job skills,
its very hot, i need to go swim and chill! read more

Legendary Snail Part 3

Suaka began to amass an army, full of orange mushrooms, snails, and shrooms. They killed everybody and the town was in ruins. They traveled to South Perry, killed all the residents, and demanded that Captain Shanks take them to Victoria Island. “Err…. Uhh…. 150 mesos? Ehe?” A few seconds later, all that was left of Captain Shanks was the feather in his hat, stained with dark, crimson blood. Suaka quickly squished (LOL) on board and tried to start the ship. “what!! IT WON’T WORK!” yelled Suaka in frustration, so he quickly took out the sword he had been given to from his late Uncle Mushry and began to stab the controls. The machines whirred to life. Suaka stepped back, hoping he didn’t do anything wrong. Suddenly, the machine hovered into the air. “MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT WORKED! LETS GET ON BOARD!!” The colossal army got onto the ship, and they flew to Victoria Island. Their first target: Lith Harbor. A sign next to the ship’s port said: Lith Harbor, a peaceful town next to the harbor, eagerly awaiting the new adventurers to begin their quest. “My ass!” Suaka laughed. They destroyed the sign and killed Teo. Then they moved forward, killing and destroying every building and person in their way. “MUHAHAHA!!! We have capture Lith Harbor!” Suaka yelled to his army.
“HUZZAH!! (xD)” victoriously yelled the army.
They recruited most of the monsters they passed, making an even bigger army. Their next objective: Henesys.
The first thing they did was at three way split. They killed all the low levels training there and recruited the pigs and snails. They moved on to Henesys, killing all the passerby. When they got to Henesys, they mauled the taxi until the taxi driver inside died from a pierced lung, kidney, and appendix. Then all the orange mushrooms went into the tree and told their mom to come out. Mushmom jumped out of the tree, along with thousands of iron pigs, and went on a rampage, quaking everything. they soon destroyed Henesys, as the last resident of Henesys, Chief Stan, was squished by a big Mushroom butt. Then they went to Ellinia and basically killed all the fairies because they were so weak. Grendel came out out of his house and looked upon the town to see what the commotion was. What he saw would scar his life forever. Fairies, against the wall with pigs eating them. The trees were burning in a huge holocaustic inferno. Grendel began to boil with anger and he used an extremely powerful spell to kill Mushmom. She was wounded, but she managed to fight back. She first pounced on him and then hit him to the side after punching his lungs. He began to suffocate. He looked at the staff in his hand, with the tiny golden inscriptions shining from the Victorian sun. He knew that would be the last light he would ever see. They moved on to Perion, and recruited all the drakes and boars as they unleashed their fury among the High Mountain town. Manji tried to protect the town by slaying a few boars and drakes, but their power was no match for Manji. The killed him instantly as the drakes tore him apart, devouring his flesh. All that was left of Manji was a meat ridden corpse, and a broken katana. The last place left to destroy was Kerning City, where life bustled with high commotion. The darkness in Suaka’s heart was so overwhelming, he could not control himself any longer. His shell began to change colors from blue to black. He grew bigger, and bigger, and his puny body was turned into a colossal, muscular beast. He destroyed Kerning City by body slamming everything and he recruited the darkstone gollems in Sleepywood after mauling the few residents that lived there. There was nothing left to stop Suaka and his powerful army. As the army advanced upon Orbis, Crimson Balrogs joined them. They arrived in Orbis and turned the holy city into a dark ruin. They went to El Nath and recruited the werewolves and managed to convice Zakum to basically destroy the continent of Orbis. They soon traveled to Ludibrium and guess who the recruited: Thanatos and Gatekeeper. They were the ultimate killing machine and they, the army, knocked the EOS tower down to the floor. Then they recruited all the aliens after crushing all the people in Omega Sector. As they were about to yell their Victory to the now destroyed world, a lone, shining warrior appeared in the darkness…. read more

Legendary Snail Part 1

Squish Squish…. Squish Squish….

“Mom, when are we getting to visit uncle Mushry?” said the Suaka, the green snail.
“Just be patient honey, we will get there soon!” said his mother, a blue snail.
As they were walking, they said hi to many of the passing snails and shrooms as they knew most of them. Suddenly, a shroom popped out of a bush, obviously from the other side, and started yelling, “zomgz0rs!! BEGinbner allert la!!1111oneoneone!!!1” Every snail and shroom began to run away, but the beginner quickly advanced on them. Bzinggg.. Crack. Chiiiing! Suaka was to afraid to look up, but abruptly, the sounds stopped. The beginner had leveled up and traveled to amherst. “Phew, mom, that was close!” Suaka sighed with relief. After looking around, his voice crumbled into a panic. “MOM!!” Suaka saw his mother, cracked shell and all, dead among the slightly wilting flowers, along with some other corpses of shrooms. “NOOOOOOOO!!!” Suaka yelled in agony. “I WILL AVENGE MY MOTHER AND KILL ALL BEGINNERS!” Slowly, without his knowing, a darkness in his heart had appeared…… read more