Aurida… is Lv. 77! Level 16 Holy Symbol? Ownage. 132% EXP plus a skill graphic that basically acts as a beacon to be partied.
As soon as I levelled up at Zombies, three separate people each came into my map and asked to be partied. A Fighter, a Bandit, and another Cleric. (The Cleric was especially annoying.)
One more level, and I get that sweet, sweet Enigmatic.
Of course, the challenge is to do it before my NX Cash stuff runs out. How much time left? Two days.
…Fum.
This normally wouldn’t be a problem, but my Dad has recently resurrected the ‘equal time lol’ system. All my siblings, and me, have a single hour on the computer during non-school days, and a half-hour on school days, in a set rotation.
The bad thing? They use it. I’m actually starting to consider putting silica gel in their macaroni and cheese (especially my 10 year old sister, who will get on the computer and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING just so I can’t get on.)
People at lower levels, or in nicer servers, may not understand how this is a problem. At least I still get time, right?
Uh, no. One word: Zombies.
A half-hour is barely enough time to find an Assassin or Bandit willing to share a map with me. (No other class has Haste, which causes them to give me barely more EXP than if I was soloing.)
An hour, I can find a map and usually get about 5% before I’m kicked off by one of the Useless McStupids.
This is perpetually DOUBLED by the fact that I’m at my Mom’s house every other week, and signing on Aurida there is basically like signing my own death warrant.
So, basing the fact that at maximum, I get 10% a week (both days on weekends. I usually get two turns per day)
every other week, it’ll take me… four months to level. (I have 22% now.)
[Insert profanity here.]
Ah ha! You bleeped me out. Well, I’ll get you. Watch this, I can totally sneak one by.
[profanity][censored][children use this forum][(but probably shouldn’t)][random beeping noises][just lost the game] H[lol you suck][denied!][Chuck Norris.][Are you still trying?][-autopilot-][Forty-two!][blarn]
Ugh. Stupid curse filter.
This has left me with only one course of action. To level, I must wake up at insane times in the morning.
Ah, crap! My stepmom’s a nurse, works the near-graveyard shift, and is an insanely light sleeper!
Either I have to admit defeat, or find a way to defeat all of them. Maybe I’ll just get all their various accounts on various stupid Internet games deleted. I can do it. I have the technology.

At least Tek levelled, too. 4,891 HP FTW.
Logging off…

P.S. Any one who can think of some nice Mage Knight skills, send ’em on over to me (THROUGH PRIVATE MESSAGES.) If you don’t know what I’m talking about, consider yourself fortunate.
P.S.S.: NOW I’ll log off.