Omigah, notrly

Time for boring post since Patching cut me offa Maple!

I am incredibly bad with money. I realized that when I thought nothing of charging $15 worth of NX just to get gacha tickets.

In the past month, I have bought two Thorns. One with 84 M. Att and +6 INT, one with the same M. Att but with +8 INT. Now, I am currently winning an auction for a +9 INT but 89 M. Att one. This is costing me a lot. I know I don’t NEED to have that staff but I can’t help it.

I’m also trying to get a job somewhere. So far my resume/begging is directed at:

Flyer Distributer ($10 per hour)

Tutor/Instructor/What I do now but at a different location ($18-$20 per hour)

ESRB (think video game ratings) “Monitor to review video-game websites for compliance with ESRB guidelines” ($15 an hour) <-really wanna do this one.

Receptionist at medical offices (wage not specified)

Avon (How much can I make selling moisturizer to old women?)

Airport Customer Service (Chyeah, right)

Record Company Intern (Unpaid-College credit D<, Nothing to do with my intended college major but I’ve always wanted to do this. “Engine Room Recordings”, basically, I saw “Devendra Banhart” somewhere and got interested)

Coat Check at a bistro/cafe (Unspecified hourly +tips, it cannot look any easier)

Supermarket/grocery Cashier ($7.50 an hour)

I need a job since I’m moving and need to pay maintenance but I can’t do that making the same amount of money that 7 year olds make selling lemonade. In my defense, the little jerks don’t pay taxes! Also, I need money to buy one of these… oh, no wait I meant this. I need a car. A small one so that the victim of my reckless driving wouldn’t be too badly harmed.

That and I need to buy more NX to satisfy my addiction. And more computer games. And more itunes.

Oh! And dig this. I’m in it even though I think the song is incredibly bad (I was never a fan of power pop or post hardcore but this band just disappoints me). I’ll make my own MMVs when my new computer arrives. Which is like… tomorrow. What a great time for a patch, eh?

Good night
OMIGAH has anyone heard Thaitanium (insert mild language warning)? Amazing.
I miss my Unkissed and wonder how many people will vomit after reading that.

(Angry Edit Below)

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE GMS FORUMS AND WHO THE HELL STOLE MY NAME?! THERE IS NO REAL APPLEBOMB BUT ME. WHAT IDIOT SAW MY NAME AND THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS? JACKASS POSERS DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS, IT’S JUST CUTESY TO THEM SO WHY NOT STEAL IT. DO THEY KNOW DEERHOOF?!!? PROBABLY NOT! DO THEY KNOW THE SONG?! LIKE HELL THEY DO. I BET IT WAS SOME STUPID 12 YEAR OLD KID WHO HAS A COMPLETE LACK OF CREATIVITY ON THEIR PART AND COULDN’T THINK OF A BETTER NAME. YOU WANT AN APPLEBOMB?! I AM APPLEBOMB.

10 thoughts on “Omigah, notrly”

  1. Someone took my name at YouTube. >.>

    Of course I’m going to have to kill him for his insolence.

    WORK AS A GAME-RATER! That’s like, the thing that fancies me the most in today’s blog. ;O

  2. I’d love to be a game rater but it’s gonna be hell explaining why I can’t play 3D games.
    Kill fake apple for me.

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