Bera’s dumbest cleric

As you all can see I’m a idiot, a complete moron, maybe even a smart arse noob but i don’t exactly care anymore because theres pride knowing I will be Bera’s first 30 strength legit Priest(very little pride) now for random questions I know some of you will ask.

Q: Are you Gay?
A:Possibly.

Q:Whats with the flower?
A: EyeDeeKay.

Q:Why didn’t you start over?
A: Because.

Q: Will you answer any of these questions with a straight answer?
A: No

Q:Are you a NX Freak?
A: Maybe

Q:Whats your IQ?
A:Whats an IQ?

Q: How long does it take for you to level?
A: 10-12 hours

Q:How old are you?
A:Old enough to know not to answer this question

Now I’m going to go daydream how a perfect cleric would be like and go back to grinding at Zombies -.-

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15 thoughts on “Bera’s dumbest cleric”

  1. Okay. So you’ve got 30 STR, 9 DEX, and probably blew some points on HP/MP too, eh? But you’re going to keep going anyway. Y’know what? Good for you! You’re unique, right? It’s a test of preserverance, I think. 30STR priest ftw! *cheers*
    -Munky

  2. Lmao, the most screwed character I’ve ever seen. You join the records along with Squall and Ihduh.

  3. Squall has 3 Magic Guard, ~15 STR and ~ 12 DEX.

    Ihduh has ~ 9 Magic Guard, ~ 20 STR, ~ 10 DEX.

    I don’t have screenies, but I’ve seen screenshots of them. Unfortunately, I don’t know where to find them now.

    Squall is a level 69 – 71 I/L Archmage, Ihduh is a level 7X Priest. Both are active players.

  4. AlexZ0123 said: “My cousin Dchen is Bera’s first 25 strength priest and he maxed energy bolt o.0”

    If people knew what we very experienced people know, then people will know that Magic Claw will outdamage Energy Bolt 90+% of the time, and will be more stable 100% of the time. I base this on the possible unconfirmed fact that defense takes damage off your total damage, not off each hit. If defense activated on each hit, then savage blow would be utterly useless.

    Energy Bolt can knockback at the very least, and is a lot cheaper. However, magic claw is faster, has more range, is easier to hit with, more damage, and greater versatility, such as the ability to shoot through walls and obstacles.

  5. AlexZ0123 said: “My cousin Dchen is Bera’s first 25 strength priest and he maxed energy bolt o.0”

    O Rly? O_O

    Cool. 😛

  6. EpicTales said: “

    AlexZ0123 said: “My cousin Dchen is Bera’s first 25 strength priest and he maxed energy bolt o.0”

    If people knew what we very experienced people know, then people will know that Magic Claw will outdamage Energy Bolt 90+% of the time, and will be more stable 100% of the time. I base this on the possible unconfirmed fact that defense takes damage off your total damage, not off each hit. If defense activated on each hit, then savage blow would be utterly useless.

    Energy Bolt can knockback at the very least, and is a lot cheaper. However, magic claw is faster, has more range, is easier to hit with, more damage, and greater versatility, such as the ability to shoot through walls and obstacles.”

    He maxed Magic Claw to but had like 3 Magic Gaurd till lvl 60

  7. Eh. I have this thing with perfection. I never do anything other than 4/4, and perfect skill distribution, although my skill distribution is frequently unorthodox.

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