The moonlight was deep crimson as an assassin ran into Heneseys, creeping along the shadows on top of the mushroom capped houses. He darted without making a noise, when suddenly out of the shadows, stood a tall dark figure, holding a bow. The assassin smiled, darted across with one swift motion, and the figure fell, dead as the top half of the body fell off. It suddenly disappeared and the assassin felt a shock of lighting and a stab of a spear. He fell down to his knees, unable to think strait. Then he saw a tall figure in white holding a wand walk over. The assassin suddenly took a grip over himself. He whispered something and a shadow appeared out of nowhere and threw a Steelie at the wizard. The wizard teleported but right when he came back, the assassin had a knife at his throat. The assassin killed him with one swift motion, and left the dead body there. The assassin kept running until he stopped at a large tree house which stood for about 10 feet tall. He crept in silently and went to the top. He found a door that said, “Bedroom”. He opened it, took out a knife, and walked slowly towards the bed. Then, he stabbed the bed, but felt no body that was supposed to be sleeping there. Then, he felt himself getting drowsy, and then not being able to breath. He looked down. There was blood dripping on the floor. He fell, dead on the floor. Behind him stood a tall woman in her pajamas. She walked over to the body, picked it up, and heaved it out of the door. She lit a match and burned it. She walked backed in her house, and fell asleep contently on her bed. read more

Wow flustered from my party’s freestyle killing spree of some really oversized abominations about an hour ago, I’m writing this blog to once again assail you all with my prevalent ranting =D

Where should I start? Oh there’s so much to tell, just that my severe loss of brain cells from the countless near-death experiences forbids me to jabber on with a grandmother story. read more

As the days passed, Ty grew. While his mind was absorbing what most thought of as the basic, he learned equally simple elements of fighting. Defense, countering, recovering, and attacking were now all able to be used proficiently by Ty. Socially, Ty was an enigma to the other students. He spent most of his free time outside of the campus and rarely talked with his peers. To most, the answer seemed obvious: a girl. Clearly though, this was not the case. The sister and small group of orphans remained unknown to all those around Ty. Strangely, his only friends consisted mainly of those he had defeated. These, above all others, respected the young boy. Their adoration bordered on obsession and their actions around him on worship. The only exception to this was Alex. This boy was the only person in the entire academy that treated Ty as an equal and for this, Ty valued him above all the others. Alex was the only one he said more than a few words too. Once or twice he even directed an entire sentence towards the boy. read more

UMMM!!!!

THE COWS WILL ATTACK!! FIRST IT WAS CHICKENS BUT THE COWS ARE PLANNING AN UPRISING!!
TIS TRUE!
just look at them!
eating grass…CHEWIN!
WHO TEH HEXX0RS DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??!?!

after that bit of ranting
im going to write this entire thing in ESPANOL!!!
¡esperanza usted sabe español! ¡tonto!
(actually i dont think its really spanish but…WHATEVER!!) read more

Right, now, this is my first blog… Like… Ever… and I’m no J.R.R Tolkien, so sorry if it’s absolute poo.

Right, OK… After many days…well, two days… of channel hopping for a Moshmom, I finally found her. Bwahahaha. So… before jumping from the rope to solo-slay my first Mushmom, (see image #1) I remembered to say “yay” in a very nooby manner, and take a screenie. Apart from saying “yay”, I decided it might be a good idea to equip some decent equips – i.e. unequip the red whip, the scrolled snowshoes, and the ol’ Independence Day Top Hat; and don the Green Gold-Winded shoes, the Dark Golden Circlet, and the above-average-to-start-with-then-[lamely]-scrolled-by-me Cromi. read more

No, I’m not quiting.

I quit Blizzard.

I will not be in a guild that supports hackers, regardless of what type of hack they use.

That is all.

Images:
1. Last pic I took of me and a few of the old guild mates
2. And… two of the new guildmates

I swear, xxBANDIT looks like he’s bowing in the second shot

If you can, turn the text yellow and scroll down it to have the “Star Wars” effect.

A long time ago, in a Server far, far away…

EPISODE ONE: THE PIXELATED MENACE

Several buddies had a short conversation about… you guessed it (maybe), hacks. One of the participants, Kezric, just happened to be indulging a Star Wars fix at the time. As he sat watching Obi-Wan cut people apart and simultaneously hearing a buddy reminisce about his days as a hacker, a thought occurred. read more

“Leo what’s going on?” I asked as I struggled to contain him. He was moving around trying to break free of my grip. I held onto him, but it was getting hard to hold on.

I felt his tiny fangs dig into my finger. I screamed out and dropped him. He immediately dashed towards the direction Sue had gone. I quickly fused the ripped skin back together and raced off after Leo. I saw him nearing Sue. I have to stop him. He’s acting strange. I gulped. I had no choice, but to use alchemy. If Sue turned around while I was using it I would be in trouble. read more

Night took the time on the ship back to Victoria as a final rest stop before he fought the Dark Lord. He intended on getting his next level of training as soon as possible, and since he could do nothing on the boat, used it for sleep. Sam did the same, and the couple climbed into bed together and fell asleep in each other’s arms.

Stars also lay in bed, but awake. He thought about the things that he hadn’t thought about in months. His training had become so much faster since meeting with Night. He did this as a sort of competition with Night, even though Night has no idea. read more

Hi people.
I’m new to mmotales so don’t expect anything much from me. >.
Today I basically hung with friends and my friends’ friends and so on at Path of Time.
My friend’s penguin had a fight with a friend about who gets what name.
My friend was saying his name is Bob and the penguin was saying his name is Nady.
It was kinda funny so I stuck around and watched.
I should’ve taken a screenie. XD
I was chatting with someone on xfire and suddenly everyone disappeared…
Look at the screenies. O.o
Basically everyone left me so I just logged off without anyone noticing. XP read more