Roku was sitting on the edge of his bed, with his watermelon hat next to him on the floor. “There has to be a planet full with people like me… would I fit in there? What kind of clothes would they wear there?.. would they be as kind as everyone is here? What kind of items would they make their money from? I want to know… so many things…” Roku said, as he rubbed the back of his head. He looked down to his watermelon, and picked it up. “You know, sir watermelon. We should go on a trip once. A trip to some other planet, perhaps!” and looked down to his watermelon like it was going to answer him. “Heh, maybe I should lay off those pills for a while,” Roku said with a small laugh following his last word, as he put the watermelon on the side table and head to bed. read more

So, I’m sure some of you have been wondering what KWSN means.

Well, it means Knight Who Says NI! (yay Monty Python!)

Moving along… I asked the guild what they thought. Results were pretty humorous.

Anyone else got any ideas?

Screens:
1 and 2. Two ideas
3. Ike got his head mowed XD
4. First ever time getting that from platoons. Then again, first time I got it outside of a quest.
5. Da pan. read more

Stuff I want to tell the readers of the previous chapters…if you’re still there.
– Sorry for not going on MMO Tales and writing stories.
– My bro came back from berkely for like 4 weeks and he won’t be back
for a while so I wanted to play with him and stuff.
– I’m going to start making stories again.
– If you all forgot about the previous stories, go ahead and look at my other blogs…
and no sorry i’m not going to put links…just click “read tai’s other blogs”.
– If I made any mistakes, tell me. I might of messed up some names and stuff. read more

Looking for a tale of action? Adventure? Exploration of mysterious lands? Want somebody to make fun of? Like purple hair? What’re you waiting for! Surely, you cannot pass up an opportunity to read of the tales of the wondrous Erk! Or maybe you could. I don’t know, I don’t think I know you that well, whoever you are. But I digress. Read and enjoy this tale as I recall it from the depths of his mind. (And you will enjoy it, right? Thought so. read more

Once again, I have not much to say than a bunch of screenshots. d(^^d) Peace yo!

1st picture
A guild immaturely insults a popularly known guild called “EndLessStory” (Named after MapleStory). EndLessStory’s guild leader (KandalzRO) tries to take back the insult.

2nd picture
My evil onslaught on a newbie.

3rd picture
Once a upon a time in a RebirthRO, A GM decide to marry himself. read more

-=Warning Signs=-

The L Forest, as it was called simply by being to the left of Kerning City, wasn’t too different in appearance from the rest of the green, open parts of Victoria Island, despite it’s higher number of trees and a small ruin or two. It was tricky to navigate, however. The floating land masses here were very oddly placed, and in different shapes, forcing a few difficult jumps out of anyone who navigated them. Adventurers were always thankful for the handy ladders and ropes, all of them ideally placed for getting past the somewhat confounding forest. read more

*points at previous blog* that was written late at night, now for details.

Blizzard is a competitive guild, used to be pretty high up at one point. The highest member was lvl 100.

I’d just never thought one of them would end up hacking.

I knew Kiwio would leech off people all the time, Dogfrog would party with whoopzdaisy, and Rep would hang out with Winds. We’d screw around so much because no one cared about GP and what not. Now that’s all they want, and that drove me mad. read more

*Sigh* My first “Bad experience” in quite a while. Well, most of you know how I feel about hacking. (I hate it, a lot.) I’ve also said that although they hack, some hackers aren’t all that bad. Well, let me start from the beginning. . . (Sorry about raising the hacking issue again.) =/

The guild ZarBear was a last ditch attempt to keep my brother and I from quitting. Not a lot of people actually know this. We figured we had nothing left to lose (except a LOT of money). He made it with some funding from me. Of course, it fell apart quickly. We expanded to 15 members, but the members were never on. In fact, neither were we. We were playing AnimaRO, a private RO server (which we quit a couple months later). After Winter Break, I started playing Maple Story again. My brother followed suit, and we started to rebuild the guild. Both being legits, we wanted ZarBear to be hacker-free. read more

Whew. Good Friday. A day for all Singaporians to celebrate and revel in. A public holiday. An event.

A day off to Maple yer arse off.

I started the day alone, simply gutting a Mushroom here or there, stabbing the occasional plotting Red Snail, and flinging a shroom 90000 MPH into a wall. It was still lonely, however.

Then Roisin (I just call her Rose now) and Iepiat (I call him Iepi) came on, and we had a blast, slowly training and talking. I consistently checked my clock to see when Silver would be on, but forgot after a while. read more

First off, hello to all who read this, if any of you do…yeah, beside that heres my little rant about my first few ludibrum Party Quest(PQ) adventures.
Well I finally got thru what I like to call “lvling hell,” A.k.a, getting to lvl 35 from 31. It’s that little fun part of the game where there is no magical quest that gives you 30% exp…hard as hell, but I shortened thanks to a cleric who healed me while I tanked..and tanked I did, poor little Sakura Cellions(the little cat/dog/unicorn things). So I was finally at lvl 35, I had one thought, JOY! I was brimming with happiness, and ready to pq. But being the kinda person I am I went ahead and finished every quest I could first, progressing my lvl to 36. Hell it should be easy to pq now right? WRONG!
So I’m thinking “I’m a lvl 36 spearman with all lvl 35 rare gear, this will be a cinch!” Ever had your little dreams squashed in front of you? So still oblivious to my fate I headed to Eos Tower 101st floor channel 1 and started spamming my ass off, it was time to feel the ice cold hands misery sneaking up on you.
Basically my initial experience went like this, “joined to party”, expelled!”, “joined to party”, expelled!”,”joined to party”, expelled!” etc, etc. When I finally was allowed to stay in a party, you get meet the “O so friendly other ppl who play MMO’s” “WTH?!? he’s a NOOB!” “what NOOB!” “You guys are so weak!”, I must say I felt loved…don’t ppl realize they were once new at this game too!!?!?! For crying out loud! help the new ppl! don’t make an ass of yourself, your not more cool because you can be a jerk to weaker ppl! Don’t ppl realize the whole thing works better if they “EXPLAIN” how to do the quest?!? *huff* huff*huff*
Alright I’m okay, So eventually a Extremely nice archer named “MightyLima” takes the time to sit down and talk about how this all works, I mean I read up on it on the internet, but thats useless without experience! So we get through almost all the stages..BAM, leader disconnects…great, back to channel one PQ hell…after deciding that I’m sick of this…that is until I have the unavoidable lust for more experience. I go out and take out my rage on helpless little teddy bears, excellent therapy really! O_O
Later that night I got the courage back to head out into the big world of PQ’s and try again. Finally I got lucky(about time too!), I got joined to high lvl party who just needed a member to get in! YES! this is what i wanted, I just had to help with the puzzles and leave the Boss whooping to the strong guys while sucking up the heavenly amounts of exp! Everything went fairly smooth, besides the jack@ss party members with their little high lvl power trips on our noob asses, but I was to tired to care…Long story short we complete the PQ! Yes! the Boss is dead, it’s time to get our loot from the limited time(1 minute) bonus stage! I was feeling pretty lucky, especially since I had just finished a pq and if to prove my point, a lvl 50 cape pops out of little box just for me! GLEE!…and then the pain. As I was going up to the platforms to the prize boxes, one of the Assins cast Haste(Haste improves jump and speed) Now I ain’t so used to haste so Overshoot my prize and fall down a few platforms, no matter right? I mean it was obvious that broke that particular box right? No one would loot from me. would they? hell yes those little carrion would! Say good bye to the cape! I think the best thing about the guy who stole my cape is when I asked, politely, to give it back. His genius answer? “I ned it man!” Oooookkkayyy, lets get this straight, you’re lvl 35, it’s lvl 50…you need cause..????? Hell atleast if he said “i’m going to sell it” I wouldn’t be so pissed…Some ppl… read more