With… a special guest of Veggie!

FF XIII

Narr: After a whole problems with Waffles, we return with Zhlon for the FF monster interviews!
Zhlon: Dude, I told her, i wanted it with choc, but she gave me peanut butter!
Narr: Oh….kay….

Zhlon: Right, now we are t ifrits cavern, where fire based creatures prosper in the heat, and here is the sacred ground of the one and only… You you idiots get out of there!?!?
Sauna guy #1: Dammit, it was the only free sauna.
Zhlon: Too bad, bums, I booked this place, now bugger off before i squeeze your butts to nothingless.
Sauna guy #2: Holy ****, i don’t wanna get my arse squeezed, lets get the hell outta here! read more

[h]So I began my new adventure on RebirthRO. . .[/h]

On my first day, I began training at level 5 at Anthell. My level went rushing up within seconds at a unseen able rate. Since Ganzicus and 1braindead1 were also playing RebirthRO, on the same server, I was invited to Ganzicus’s Guild- “Eternal” which had this weird lookin- emblem. read more

Hear ye, hear ye! King Tristan III himself has sent a call for adventurers! A mighty crusader has fallen to the path of darkness and must be exterminated! Reward of one hundred million Zeny is offered!

Great, thought Necrontyr as he flitted from shadow to shadow in the great city of Prontera, the whole kingdom is against me now. Mjolnir strapped to his back, a hood and robes covering his unearthly white skin, a random pedestrian would never think this strange man was a vampire. It was night, but he still did not want to be seen, as a “random pedestrian” could be a paladin or a priest in disguise. He did not wish to meet either. read more

Please Waffle, don’t leave! MMOT will never be the same without you! Some hate you, but their hate is unjustified – it is racist hate. We don’t want immature children to make you leave >_<

If you read the previous blog denouncing you, then please disregard it. It was just posted by some random hater. Everyone has enemies; it is a fact of life. You don’t have to leave for any reason other than something that is extremely important. read more

So, some of you may have noticed (someone? anyone?) that I haven’t made a peep (not the marshmallow kind – those are gross) since early December. Well, not counting the Basil blog I posted earlier today (oh man, two in one day; it’s a record!). Anyway, here’s the mandatory “I’m not dead” blog, along with a summary of what I’ve been doing these past few months. Forgive the title, too. I haven’t slept normally in three days. read more

Alright, so, it really has nothing to do with Maple. Meh. It’s the closest thing I can get right now (which shall be explained in a later blog, perhaps). There’s probably at least 4 or 5 other posts almost identical to this one, but I really don’t care. Onward!

Tips for a Successful Trade

I’m sure most everyone who has used Basil Market has been disappointed with a trade. While bad trades can’t be prevented entirely, traders can help ensure trades go smoothly by doing just a few simple things. read more

Hahahah talk about coincidence, I just start coming back onto MMO Tales and an old MMO Tales friend pops up to write a new blog a few days later.

Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, some random screenshots I thought some people might find amusing . . . or at least find somewhat chuckle worthy. XP

~Notes~
Blah. I’ve been bogged down by schoolwork this entire week! You won’t believe all the essays and tests I had to prepare. Anyway. I didn’t mean to give you guys another suspenseish ending, but it was starting to get long and I decided to split the chapter at the last moment.

Episode 62 A Darker Evil: The Successor of Fyx

Lord Gilford approaches Ivy hurriedly, a large, evil grin planted on his rough features. Ivy steps back, but trips over a loose stone on the ground. She stumbles onto her knees, just as Gilford reaches her. read more

I have been reading blogs of people that had or has been playing Guild Wars.

In all honesty, the game makers of Guild Wars deserve more credit than anyone here has given them. Guild Wars has a very different purpose than Maple Story. In Maple Story, the purpose is leveling up and killing higher level monsters for better drop and earn millions of mesos. In contrast, Guild Wars is a game that is surprisingly very balanced in skills, as you are allowed to use skills that are from your first job profession and your second job profession. read more

Waiting…

Waiting in the cold prison cell. Necrontyr lay on the hard stone floor in a semi-coma, literally starving to death. But now being a vampire, he would not die; he would simply fall asleep, but would not wake up. Still, he waited.

As the time passed, the effects of the unholy poison took their toll on his body. His canines slowly elongated and tapered to sharp points, as venom glands grew near his tonsils. He stared into the bucket of dirty water, wistfully noticing his red eyes. His skin paled from a healthy pink to an unearthly white. He screamed, then collapsed. read more