Because I gottsa story to share with youz young’ins tonight! Grab your ejac–woops wrong place for that. Grab yer sticks (woody–err wooden ones~like twigs) and put on a marshmallow while I tell you the story of Cheezy and the Shoopuff Gang!
Seriously now, that’s not the name of the story. Shoopuff is just a funny word. xD
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Ok now, am I really writing a story? Sure I am! There’s nothing wrong with that! I just decided it might be a nice thing to do for you guys between comics. I can’t keep you waiting for such awesome works of art such as mine! It’s inhumane and very cruel! Like
putting a live shrimp in a jar of pickles.