My life – Entry 9

The bullet whizzed by and found its target – the heart . The man gasped and looked for his murderer . Loss of blood clouded his vision and prevented him from seeing his murderer . In his final breath of life , he tossed the paper in front of the girl ‘ s face . hoping she would understand , he slipped off to sleep . A sleep he would and could never wake up from . read more

My New Class: Mage Knight

( In the vein of Lunar Panda’s recent descriptions of jobs, I’ve decided to make job descriptions for the characters in my crappy demi-fanfic, Eternal. [shameless plug]Check it out if you haven’t seen it.(And leave comments!)[/shameless plug] Hope you enjoy them whilst they last. )

2nd Job: Mage Knight (Apprentice)
Progresses from: Either Magician or Warrior, depending on which 1st job skills you want first. read more

2x exp and Noobs.

Wow, I got lucky, cos I almost forgot about 2x exp. But at the moment I logged in, I saw “2x exp event starts now!” on my screen. I was incredibly happy. I got my little blade-to-be to level 30.

My assist is still lvl 41, but after lvling my merc I decided to level her. But first I needed to come blog about this other stuff before I forget about it, lol. read more

Gather ’round the Campfire! 2

Becuz I have another story for youz young’ins once again! This one plans to be just as great as the first one, and boy howdy it sure as hay will be. Now fasten your seatbelts, because I’m about to attempt to do a backflip with this car threw a flaming hoop and land on a bed of needles!

No, seriously now (even though we’re never serious around here~ AM I RIGHT!?), let’s try to act decent for once. I kid, I kid; without the occasional violence and insanity, things would be boring and dull. CAN I GET A HOO-HAH TWO TIMES TUESDAY?! Wait… this isn’t a Domino’s commercial but that gives me a good idea.
Too bad it isn’t Tuesday. >.< read more

A Crafter’s Honor, Prologue.

Well, I finally planned what to happen, so Im gonna right my story. ‘Scuse me for my limited english vocabulary.
-Confiscates concrete lemon from Anni-
Stop abusing me!

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[Animation] New series.

Yes. I’m going to start a new series of “Jet Liyah” comics. I thought up the name a few weeks ago, just for fun.
But this morning, I was incredibly bored, so I decided to turn that joke into a series of comics. I think it should turn out pretty well.

Well, you didn’t Veggie would make this blog COMPLETELY pointless, did you? That’s right! I made something for you guys. Here is a poster, advertising the series, like you see in the movies… the only difference is… this one is animated! *CoughAndNotAsColorfulCough* read more

Revelations.

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My life is filled with fascinating surprises. Yay.
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Hmm, my motherboard melted two Sundays ago. It was fun.

I find it amusing that my first one lasted from as early as spring 2003 while the other died in less than four months. read more

ShapeShifter, Complete

Eh, no one really like thiese, but I’m bored, and I want more classes to make >.>
Vote this time, pl0x.

For other class ideas, refer to-

link – Vorpal Blader

link – Gravity Mage

Well people, without further ad- whatever, I present- THE AMAZING SHAPESHIFTER

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[2nd Job Advancement]
[Required First Class: Magician]
[Disc: A specialzed group of Mana Molders, effective at using mana to reshape their own bodies, becoming deadly creatures. They neither wear the traditional garb or weaponry of mages. They prefer light, loose clothing and Shamanic Claws to focus their mana on.]
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[Normal Maple Skills]
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Short Story – Damn Birds

Short Story: Damn Birds

A look at life if Pepes were master…

You serve the Pepes!
Yes, master!

I remember happier times, times when I didn’t suffer from brutal-bird torment. I still remember the day when those damn birds scaled the Orbis Tower. We had no reports of anything, as those speed freaks climbed twenty stories in less then an hour during the dead of night. They assembled outside of everyone’s house, and at the precise same time, as if commanded by a greater Pepe, they attacked fiercely, and took all of us pathetic humans as their slaves. They renamed us, giving us dull, unimaginative names. read more

Vorpal Blader, COMPLETE

Again, I like making new classes, and imagining my awesomeness with them.
Oh shush >.>

link

My 4 Newest choices

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My Gravity Mage.

And now, ONWARD TO THE VORPAL BLADER.

[2nd Job Advancement]
[Required First Class: Rouge]
[Desc: A class of Rouges efficient at fighting without hiding, they have techniques that are blunt, attracting many creatures, all to be cut by a Four Pronged Spinning Fan of Death] read more