I make crappy *bleep* like this.

Really, really, really harsh comments and tips appreciated.

…The fat recruiter jolted out of his daydreams.

“Hey kid. Don’t you go messin’ up people’s tabl’s know’?”

He was obviously drunk.

His breath was smelled like rotten cabbages mixed in chewed up vomit and ale. read more

(Due to the last few blogs being extremely crappy, I am now attempting to get my style of writing back cos’ I was a little sad at that time and I lost my mojo for writing.)

Producer- “Well, get it back then! Or I won’t get my pay! You know what I will become when I have no pay…”

Fenrir- “Gah. Shut up and produce this *bleep* *bleep* of a show.” read more

It was another bright and sunny day and the priest had just finshed her breakfast when her servant walked into the room. “Madam, Ms heartcandiie has just arrived.” the servant announced. With that, the
priest went out to welcome her friend.
The friends chatted for quite a while and before long, the sun had already set. Just then, a guard rushed in, with blood dripping from his chest. A steely was stuck to his ribs and he was panting heavily. “My ladies, the palace security has been breached! An assassin took down all our guards. Captain Shadowlubu is fighting him now, but i’m afraid
he won’t be enough. Ladies flee while you can! Flee before he- ” the guard was interrupted by a bashing of things. Suddenly, Captain Shadowlubu came flying in, crashing on the wall. He fell down and his eyes were closed.
Just then, another person, with stars armed in each hands, charged at the guard, throwing his stars before jumping away. The ladies prepared themselves with their weapons : The priest with her staff and heartcandiie with her bow.
They knew this was going to be a tough fight read more

The assassin charged once more, this time at heartcandiie. The ladies attacked too, heartcandiie shot out an arrow with dynamo powder at the tip and the priest chanted a spell. The spell activated with a mystical claw ready to slash the assassin. But their attackes were of no avail. The assasssin cut the arrow with his stars which exploded behind and dodged the slashing claw easily.
He knocked heartcandiie out, caught the priest in his arm and took her away. When heartcandiie woke up, her friend was already gone…. read more

Name: Darocche

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Weapons: Three items that look like regular laser pointers. Each of them actually fires a highly concentrated beam of an element (fire, ice, or electricity).

Specialty: Explosives. Bombs normally have chemical explosives, but his have mana compounds that consume each other until they cease to exist, creating the explosion. read more

I really liked that game, but I left because the community frankly just sucked worse than a vacuum.
Seriously, are there actually any people that aren’t noobs in that game, except for me and my ex-guildmates?

Hey guys, I finally finished that Christmas video. . .
Well, more like a slide show but “O wells”.

I spent the most time synchronizing the images with the music, so most of the video is correspondent with the music.
Well, it’s just to put people in the Christmas mood.
Oh and did I mention.
OPEN YOUR SPEAKERS. xD

Here we go!