im here to rhyme more idiotic things about maplestory =D

Now it is time to talk about shields and protecting things,
did u noe kirby has an attack that can sing?
there are esther shields for mages,
tower shields for pages,
they also have wristguards,
they are for bandits that have eaten too much lard,
now time to talk about armor and stuff,
im late for a meeting, so i will say it in a huff,
mages use overall because they dont want their belly buttons showing,
niether do they want their parents to be knowing!
archers use tops and bottoms because they are faster,
if they used overall, they would trip and it would be a disaster!
thieves use tops and bottoms too because they will be more nimble,
oh no! while i was typing, i lost my thimble!
sumone help me find it, or else it will rust,
then after 3450493087 years, it will be dust!
warriors use tops and bottoms because they want their belly buttons exposed and bare,
but alot of people dont want to see belly buttons that have hair!
its really gross and dirty,
yes i noe i am nerdy,
so this is the end of my rhymer,
the ring calls me, it is a timer! read more

We got our weapons ready for battle. Out hopped Larence.(He has a habit for this :{()
Me:”You really like pissing me off don’t you?”
Larence:”Oh yes. Who’s this? A newcomer? I’ll make short work of you all.”
Larence used Shout.
Larence:”GRAAAAARGH!”
Terry:”Stand back!”
Terry rushed in front of us all.
Terry:”Shout!”
A lion appeared and roared loudly knocking back Larence
Larence:”It’s time to die. Combo Attack!”
Larence summoned 5 circles.
Larence:”Coma!”
Larence hit Terry and Terry became panicked and fell down on the ground.
Larence:”SHOUT!”
It put a direct hit to Tifa. Anna tried to heal her but it didn’t work. Larence used shout a second time and hit Anna this time.
Me:”You, you monster…. TIME TO DIE!!!!!!”
A dark Fire surrounded me as I turned completely black.
Larence:”That doesn’t scare me. Shout!”
Me:”I don’t think so. Monster shield!”
Monsters crowded around me and they got hit by the shout.
Larence:”WHa-WHat?!”
Me:”You think you’ve seen the worst? I dont think so!MONEY Rain!!!!!”
Suddenly mesos fell from the sky hitting Larence in the head many times. He was covered in blood.
Me:”It’s time to finish you off!!!!ILLUSION ATTACK!!!”
I jumped in the air and rocketed toward Larence and used a combo attack. Illusion Attack.
Me:”SAVAGE ASSAULTER!!!!”
I hit Larence six times with my assaulter. His body was messed up like a manikin, all covered in blood.He stared up at the sky.
Larence:”I’m sorry father, mother, I’m sorry Flarius. Thank you for showing me the way.”
Then he collapsed. His spirit rose to heaven. I went to my friends. Turn’s out that they all had awoken except Tifa.
She was badly hurt.
Me:”Bribe”
I whispered into her ear and she came back to life.
Tifa:”Brother?”
She was very weak and so was I because I gave up a lot of health.
Me:”It’s time to fight.”
Every one stared at me in amazement as I was now a Shadower. The highest of all the thieves.
I threw a fruit knife into the forest and people came out.
????:”Very impressive, yes very impressive indeed but there’s no way you that can beat us now.”
Me:”Oh yeah? Wanna bet?”
I took out a long dagger known only as the Naganaki-Kenkon.
Me:Who are you?”
????:” I am Tiramis Elricto, the leader of the alchemist’s of which you see among you. We’re going to conquer this world and you can’t stop us.”
Me:”Then let’s go.” read more

Alright, I’m glad to announce that today is my birthday… and I had a small bash in the FreeMarket, room 1, channel 7.

I turned 19 this year 😀 yay!!!! ^__^

*Don’t worry Lacus-chan, I’m not mad <3*

The party was small but very fun… ^^ I took a lot of pictures so everyone could see!

-Aaru

for the level 23 gem’s quest, have you ever noticed to the left utah is hanging a bra o_0

Sorry if this is a waste of space to you or a waste of braincells. But I’m writing this poem about Nicole my girl.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, no one on earth is as pretty was you.”
“You shine like a star, you light up my day, and I hope that your here to stay.”
“When i’m sad, you cheer me up. When I’m lonely, you say whats up.”
“I love you Nicole with all my heart and all my soul, and I never want to let you go”
Love,
Jonathan read more

For starters I’m just gonna talk about what exactly is a Low-Dex Dit-Sin. A Low-Dex rogue is a rogue with usually having only 25 base DEX and rest into LUK. A Dit-Sin however has the skill build of an assassin from levels 10-30. When they get their job advancements they switch to bandits. Why? Honestly I have no idea, but in my opinion that a regular bandits training from levels 30-40 is nothing but a slow living hell where the cookies are hard and unforgiving. An assassin’s Lucky Seven however will be much more damage then a regular bandit’s low-level Savage Blow and a maxed out Double Stab making training from levels 30-40 more decent with nice fresh cookies ^_^ read more

ok, im a lvl 79 priest.. that is maxing HS.. its helped me so far, but now im stuck. I am/was training with a polearm.. but its not going any faster.. any suggestions? please and thank y ou

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Frowning, Mipsacri immediately turned, folding her arms. “Fine. Go away. I’ll be down later.” She scolded, the amused Lecra still standing at the door behind her, a smirk glazed over his childish attitude, “Alright then. I’ll see you there soon.” He said sharply, giving her somewhat of a mock salute, then turning and walking slowly down the hall, probably laughing to himself at this whole ordeal. Scorning under her breath, she stepped away from the entrance to her room, still glancing back at the seals Sir Greynol had set all over it. “So stupid..” She snapped out loud, walking over to her closet to find some clothes, snapping the door open in her anger. read more

I pledge to alligence,
To the flag,
Cargo and Kitty are friends,
As dereko0o00o sucks the soul,
of his pet cargo,
One nation,
under god,
indivisible,
With liberty,
And justice,
For all!

By the teletubbies

The grounding lifted, but anyway, i hav writers block. Not to mention summer school *sigh*…..
Read my stories here! link well, i guess I’ll wrap up my stories soon…
Then I’ll make that story with you angelwitwings! lol…. mabe, if I don’t have any writer’s block again