So far writing “the journey” was quite fun but i needed comments to give me like, energy to continue writing… But i’m not getting what i want… So.. I might stop writing.. I don’t know why.. I need to start training my assasin any way so i’m not having enough time to write. So I might stop writing anyway… read more

As a few of you know by the Maple Family Circus stories, my MMO-luck uberblows. But somehow, while at my favorite Hunting grounds -Hidden Street, Over the Wall- near perion, I found a 10% Gloves scroll for DEX. Now, normally, I would’ve sold this, but against my better judgement i used it… AND IT WORKED. My pwnage gloves (Dark Savatas) now kick even more arse! I guess MS got bored of kicking me in the crotch and laughing while i try to get up. This was just especially awesome because those gloves cost 499.5k to make. (40 Leather, 50 Blue Mushroom Tops, 2 Golds, 1 Black Crystal, and 27000 mesos.) …W00T. read more

Hiya everyone , very bored once again, mainly because im stuck at my Grandma’s house till I can get my passport ready -_-;, lukily, they still have dial up, so I can still write this, but No MapleStory thats for sure…ugh, can anybody reccomend anything to pass the time cause my mp3 broke down and I left my DS at home -_-; how stupid am I read more

Jeuneau regains his own composure and picks up his beloved, above average mountain crossbow which he has affectionately dubbed “Mr. Vivisection” and once again attempts to assist the only member of this cock circus that is actually free of any and all mental deficiency, Annie Oakley. Now Jeuneau’s an irishman, why in the name of SWEET HOLY FRIGGIN’ ICICLES would he be lucky? No. Porkchop the autistinater has found his way into a big ol’ box of ASSTARD CRUNCH… BREAKFAST OF INVALIDS… … NOW WITH MORE INEPTITUDE! He does not understand the object of this stage at all! The complexity of gathering the same number of brightly colored coupons as the answer to a ludicrously simple question FREAKIN’ ASTOUNDS him! As Jeuneau readily and gratefully abandons all confidence in the human race he proceeds to load his crossbow with unbridled glee at the prospect of gruesomely murdering this fine example of how-not-to-have-any-value-as-a-human in the most horrific of fashions… By which I mean being shot up the ass with a flaming crossbow bolt. Just when our hero is about to make the world’s collective IQ just that much higher, Porkchop (being the adorable little FLIPPER-ARMED THALIDIMIDE-BABY he is) finally stops counting his teeth and turns to face Jeuneau. Now one might think (and they’d be wrong) that, at the very least, Jeuneau might be forced to hold off pincushioning his fleshy target now that his hollow-skulled buddy had turned to see the large, loaded crossbow staring at his snare drum-like skull. No. I do SO hope you remember what I said about Jeuneau’s problem-solving skills, do you not? read more

No, I’m not quitting, I had recently transfered to the North American service. Only day one and it’s been going smoothly! I think I’m gonna like it there very much. Well of course if you made a friend right off the bat. XD

They made a good move of doing that. I was sick and tired from the nublets at WC.

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I just got one thing to say:All Priests, Clerics, Warriors,Archers,Theives, has been all killed by the toxic Kargos and Drakes. -Surviver
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Everyone must help eachother and cooperate to kill all toxic Kargos and Drakes and find the antidote before everyone in Victoria Island will DIE! And hey! They drank toxic waste goo! They might grow wings and fly to Ossryia Island! Everyone in Orbis,El Nath, Aqua Road, and Ludibrium will die too! -Job Instructors
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Registrations are at Henesys taxi, School, Mini-Games place, Kerning PQ waiting room, and Lith Harbour. We need as much helpers we can get! -Surviver
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As usual, I was bored training on Jr Yetis…So I decided to have some fun venturing far into places where I “unintentionally” died…

Sure, losing exp from dying and training to get it back is a pain in the bumbum but life is all about taking chances, rite? =_=;;;;; Besides, Mapling gets boring if you just train non-stop and don’t do stupid stuff like…dying >_< read more

Today my freind grew a lvl so we went suiciding at balrog.We got down to taroumacis and he died. We got to tarouspear and he died. We got to cargos and he died. I did’t die but killed a bunch of cargos adn bob teh snail. here are some pics of our adventure today!
Pic 1: me and my friend killing bob
Pic 2: me adn friend with lvl 94 crusader at balrog
Pic 3: me fooling around with coargoes like 8 at a time read more

H~ A new maple event just came out! It is the sumemr event and it seems pretty good to me. The tubes and surfboards are coming out again so the people who were to weak to get the stronger ones before probably can now! Also the 2 x exp and drops are coming out as well ( link ) there you go and have a nice time mapling!
^_^ ~sellsword

this is for u idiots who keep ur LUK 3 lvls higher than ur lvl from lvl 2-8…not my fault u get 326 MP if u dont follow my guide (got it from another guide o.0)

I made this guide, if any of u ppl care…
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mages r the blah blah blah..skip the intro…
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ur abilitys should be like this:

Str:4 or 5
Dex:4 or 5
INT:8 or above (anything if ur lazy)
Luk:X
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Everytime you lvl, u should put points into Luk until 13. This way u will get more MP. Once its 13, put the rest into
Int.
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Training Spots
1-5(1-3 or 4 if ur lazy) Jr. Sentinals
5-8 (5-7 if ur lazy) Green Snails read more