The Day I Scammed A Scammer.

My first blog. O.o

This happened a while ago, but I found it hilarious to this very day…
I was trotting through Perion minding my own busy, making my way to Copper Drakes until all of a sudden some random warrior trades me.
I excepted the trade the greeted him with a plain ‘Hello.’, wondering what he wanted.
“Do you want to double your items?” He asked slyly, “Just put up something and I’ll give you the directions!”
Right away I knew he was a scammer; I mean who wouldn’t? I had nothing else to do at the moment and decided to play along.
“Sure.” I repiled as I put up my Red Lumati.
“OK! Now press Tab, Tab, Space, Enter! (Thanks for reminding me 8885682668. xD)”
“Okay.” I repiled, pretending to press the buttons; now, at that time I happened to have another Red Lumati with me, so can you guess what happened next?
“Wow, it worked!” I said sarcastically, putting up my second Lumati, “Thanks!”
He just gave me a quick “O_O” right before I clicked ‘Cancel’.
I snickered as I continued to make my way to Dangerous Valley.
The scammer quickly retraded me and showered me with questions as he put up one of his scrolls.
‘Trade Complete.’
I literally fell on the floor laughing, the scammer had fell for his own dirty trick!
I gave him the F2 face and muttered a ‘lol’ right before I logged out. read more

Tales of a Lost Phoneme (28)

Episode 28 The One Who Sees No Others

“Who are you?!” Ryuu gasps, staring stunned at the brand new stranger standing before them.

The new stranger is tall, wearing a dark, elaborate robe. Under the robe he wears a thin layer of chain mail, and his hands are gloved with the thick, durable hide of an unknown creature. Lastly, long bangs of black hair cover his handsome face and eyes, which are covered by a pair of black sunglasses. read more

Doofus, Nice name :D

You know doofus? The guy who sells pet food? How could his parents be so cruel to him!? Giving him such a name.
But seriously, why do you think Wizet made that his name? Was it for fun? Some kind of joke?…… HAHAHAH DOOFUS!
uhm… sorry..

Ok heres an imaginary situation I made up from the movie “Meet the Fockers” I think lol. read more

The Risk 4

Sorry for delaying the series, Was too busy thinking and asking for ideas >.< well hope you forgive me so here! Sorry for all the ideas from people I’ve missed >_<

“Are we late” said a famliar voice called out. “Heh well guess we made it!” said another famliar voice.
Paula looked and stared then shockly called out ” Eric!?!?” Jackson looked at Paula and chuckled. “You though I abandoned you, didn’t ya?” Paula swallowed deeply.”Uhh, yea…” Paula ignored Jackson for a moment and stared at Eric. “Wow he’s gotten so strong all of a sudden!”Paula thought deeply. Then finally Eric spoke “So everyone’s OK?,well guess I have some explaining to do. Let’s go!” It’s been such a long time Paula had heard Eric say that. Now she was wondering how was Eric brought back alive.So together they all stopped by the Fusion Bar again and sat down. “Well this was how it all started, Jackson was flying everywhere searching for the Water, then he ran by a priest who would offer to attempt to revive Eric but for a cost, 2 drops of the Hybrid blood. So Jackson grabbed out his Dragon Tail and cut a wound on the side of his arm and donned
the blood to the priest. Later on he finds out the Priest was really a Bishop! So later on they approached my dead body and the Bishop left 1 drop of Jackson blood and a magic rock on my body then chanted some sort of incantion. And that was all I could remember.” Eric took a long pause and drank from his Exilir bottle that was surrounded by green vines.Suddenly the door slammed opened, the woman was wearing a white robe and a white hat with a “W” engraved on the very top. “Priest Eric…. Priestis Paula, and Hermit Jackson, you 3 are needed at the el nath, pronto!”She said while handing over a note to Eric. “Whoa, whoa, what’s it about, why are you only calling us to go?” Eric demanded an answer. “If your so curious then go” The woman replied while walking out of the bar. “Should we go?” Jackson asked. “Do we have a choice?” said Paula
And so the 3 of them took the boat to Orbis the next morning.
Eric : I’m gonna sleep wake me up when we’re there, ok?
Paula/Jackson: Ok….
Paula: Guys, what do you think this is about?
Jackson : No idea
Paula: Eric?
Eric: Zzzzz….
Paula/Jack: ….
Jackson: The ship is going to depart soon we should see if we got everything.
Paula: ok, Exilirs?
Jackson : Check! Potions?
Paula: Check, Weapons?
Jackson: Check! Stars?
Paula: I guess we’re set to go!
Jackson:…. Stars?
Paula: C’mon let’s hurry the note tells us to meet them at El nath, the sacred grounds around 12:00
Jackson: and now its 2:00….
Jackson/Paula: !!!!
Both of them rushed out of the cabinet door just to find 2 Balrog waiting for them.
Jackson: Just great….
Jackson quickly slipped on his claw and reached into his pocket for some stars………
Jackson: …. oh crud…..
Paula grabbed her staff and summon a guardian dragon! Her dragon shot a ray of light at the balrog until 1 of the balrog fated away.
Jackson: Think I forgot my stars back in the cabinet…..
Paula: ….
The balrog shot some sort of dark lighting at the both of them. Then it ran towards Jackson with its dark and bloody claws.
Paula : JACKSON!!!
She suddenly burst and cause doom to the balrog.
Jackson: What happened?
He was staring at the small blue snail in front of him
Paula: No idea…..
Jackson : C’mon let’s go!!! We’re late!!!
Both of them ran to the exit when the boat slowly stopped, they ran to the Orbis tower entrance and suddenly stopped.
Paula: Why’d we stop?
Jackson: I have a feeling we’re forgetting something…. something important….
Paula: Hey, look this little doll kind of looks like Eric!
….
Jackson/Paula: Eric!!!! read more

The Mission: Chapter 2

OK 2nd chapter =D

Jacob looked behind him and saw around 15 warriors surrounding Jonah. He skidded into a stop and took out his scorpio. “HOW DARE YOU!” He yelled flash jumping towards the warriors, landing on 2 of they’re heads and smashing them together. The rest of the warriors raised their weapons and payed attention to Jacob.

He did a front flip and threw a steely at one of the warriors, it hit him right in the chest. He took out a summoning rock and crushed it up, summoning a shadow. He smirked and threw a lucky seven. Watching the stars turn big and slice 2 warriors. read more

WALMART – Poem

ARE YOU ASIAN!? DO YOU GO TO WALMART?! IF YOU DO. PLEASE READ THIS POEM

We sell for less” is their motto,
Asians, yes asians love to go.
Low quality, high quantity products fills the store.
Money saving tempts people to go and buy more.
Asians, I repeat asians and arabians love to go too.
Rush hours, long lineups, people pray to get through.
The parents goes on a perfect sunday and asks YOU to get a cart.
Why? You ask. . . It’s because they make YOU follow them to Wal – Mart. read more

Desperate Guys

Hello! This is my first blog ever on this site

Okay, if you know I’m a girl, and I mean a female! Not a GIRL (guy in real life) so it is natural I have a girl character right? SO I’m a magicain and the clothes for the girls look pretty. Then I decide to go and PQ in Kerning and Some guys just randomly call me sexy and hot. I mean I found like a lot of people calling me hot! I’m not even hot, hello, I’m a two inch pixel picture! Are they that desperate they need to use a game to hook up girls? WHy don’t you get off your lazy bum and go meet some real girls, you know, females? The oppisite gender? Yeah, why don’t you try it? It;s called flirting, and getting a DATE. Sheesh, you don’t need to hook up with a stinking two inch pixel. I mean, are they THAT DESPERATE? It’s kinda sad. I get followed A LOT. I even KILLED someone. They followed me all the way to fire boars and died. It’s really weird. read more

Lvled Today

Yay, Finaly got to lvl 30 today after like 2 hours of pq… stupid noobs always wanting me to pq with them and we never get in, I wasted like 45mins in noob partys trying to get in.

On my last PQ I did I got a 10% Overall Dex ^_^ yay, I might use it on my robe….hmmm
use it or not? leave a comment on weather i should use it or not!

After I lvled I went and did my job adv quest -_-, Took about 25 mins to finish cuz the monsters woulent give me the dumb marbles to me T_T, but i finished it and now I am a bandit. read more

Aurora’s Redemption – Fifteen

¤ Heady Business

‘He’s alright, just tired out from all the excitement and the healing.’ Kriel the fairy announced cheerfully. ‘Make sure he takes these potions, and he’ll recover really soon.’

‘Thanks.’ Silver followed the fairy to the shop’s counter and paid for the potions, wondering idly why the potions came in such strange colours and why the Potions shop was in such a mess. It looked like a fight had just occurred in there. Gathering up the white and orange bottles, she returned to the cot where Jaysen laid. After setting down the bottles on the bedside dresser, she dragged over a wooden-backed chair and took a seat. read more