This is just a joke i thought of, therefore i just wrote this joke to cut my boredom… I tried to change it to kinda “maplestory” vision- so chill homies!!! ^o^

One sunny day in henesys, Chief Stan finds out his grandson- Alex hung out with some teenagers, doing some “unacceptable” as he would say.
Chief Stan: Hey u useless little scumbags! Did u try to smoke this week?! U SHOULD U SMOKING KILLS STUPID LIL’ KIDS WHO DON’T LISTEN TO THEIR GRANDFATHER!!!
Alex: Erhm… Calm down, Chief Stan- we were just chewing hay in our mouth
Chief Stan: HAHAHA!!! WOT A LAME, IDIOTIC, PATHETIC LIE U HAVE THERE SON!!! COME TO MY OFFICE AND WE’LL SEE!!
Chief stan forced the younsters to wait and come one by one… Alex was first to go in…
Chief stan: Sit down u little scumbag!!!
Alex sits down, as Chief Stan stangely offered him a small box of french fries.
Chief stan: Take one chip for christ sake!!! We don’t have all day!!!
As Alex took held one french fry up, he held it in a “ciggarette position”
Chief stan: Aha!! I caught u red handed, u lil’ scum!!!
Chief stan forces Alex to go outside his office, as he told him to get the next one in… read more

Have u ever thought about it i mean wraths give u 120 exp each wrath and jr yetis give u 135 exp only a 15 exp differance right? Wrong it has occured to me that 15 exp might now change alot but think about it:
Wraths:no map damage, fast spawning,dont hit alot,good drops frequantly
JrYetis:map damage yes,quite a slow spawn for someone on their own,hit quite alot,not to meny good drops fast.
So now its up to u please tell me ur thought , fights, experimants on which of these is better for a f/p wiz i know u will all start shoutign at me JR YETI JR YETI JR YETI! but please just think about it before u comment!!!
DragonFang~~ read more

I was training at Master Platoons (Path of Time 4) for about 2 hours. I noticed a lvl 4X Cleric who I shall call Sam. He was AFK hanging on a ladder and, what I assumed, was just chilling. Anyways, after about 2 hours of training, Sam jumps down, F5’s and says “CC”. Me, being the guy I am, said, ” No thanks, I’m fine” because
1. It’s a big map
2. He was AFk for 2 hours+
3. He couldn’t even spell out Change Channels
4. He didn’t even say Please, PLZ, plox or any of the sort. read more

Actal Text from Zero Wing.. Make by me ^^, If it doesnt get on Basilmarket…. = I hope it does

Feel free, and obligated to post >.<

I would like to train other people’s characters in 2nd job or higher.
You are probably thinking “This guy is going to hack me”.
This is mainly to figure out which character class I like the most to make one of my own.
To verify no hackers, I have been hacked 2wice already and I cannot even remember the stuff that I got hacked out of, and so I have had much trauma with hacking. I can guarentee no hacking or you have flaming rights against me
btw this is not a perfect thing, to verify I am on at 7:30-8:30 PM EST every night with some exeptions and some days I am on 3:30-4:30 PM read more

Anyways, I was just going to the subway trying to find something interesting. Instead, I ran into someone so nice.

I met him at the place with all the Stirges. He was training and he had like a whole pile of goods near him. I went to pick it up, but he didn’t get angry. All he did was say “Just don’t KS me and please don’t pick up the feathers.” So I picked up about 30k and 300 stirge wings plus about 30 orange pots and 10 blue pots. He got tired of training so I left too. read more

Okay, when you think about it, our IGN for us seems so.. taken for granted, almost invisible. It’s always there when we Maple, following your character through thick and thin, never resting. But I made this blog to appreciate our lovely IGN’s!

After ditching my long-forgotten archer in Broa, I moved on to Bera and made a bandit. His name? TKPenguin. I thought it was so original, so vibrant, so out-there! And it sort of was. Ever since I was a teeny tiny li’l kid, I thought penguins were awesome! And, TK could stand for anything. The Killer, Tha Killa, Thief Killer (lotsa killers hehe), etc. Before my craze with all the 007 games for GameCube, I named all my characters and other avatars Klaw64 (hence, my basil and MMO Tales ID name, to remember that far-away name). read more

Had started out as a typical journey to Zombies, going from channel to channel to find an empty one. Midway through my search, I was promptly hit with a guild invite a few seconds after I entered the channel. As I am guildless and seeking a literate guild to be a part of, I accepted. I looked at the guild name, and it was Karma.
Karma is a fairly well known guild in Bera, so I was pleasantly surprised. A bit later, though, I was expelled and promptly reinvited again. Repeat steps one and two.
Now I was growing a bit annoyed so I changed channels. One of the other guild members apologized and said the person who did the invite liked messing with people like that. read more

“kar·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kärm)
n.
Hinduism & Buddhism. The total effect of a person’s actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person’s existence, regarded as determining the person’s destiny.
Fate; destiny.
Informal. A distinctive aura, atmosphere, or feeling: There’s bad karma around the house today. “ read more

I heard there was a kind of hack that can reduce a lvl of a person and increase it to your character. They might find a strongest guy and hack all his lvl and raise it on theirs, I think is not fair to the others because on their hard work, they gets to be a pro and they just use that kind of hacks to steal it. Oh ,and today is my birthday, 6-1-1982
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