Hehe, written for Guruji’s blog “Hackers : The Final Straw”.
Instructions on finding a hacker:
1) Remain calm. Don’t go “OMG HAX U NUB”, as you look like a total idiot. XD
2) If they’re the kind that stays after you come it, immedeatly report before you speak.
3) Don’t call them names. Remember, they’re real people too.
4) If it’s the kind that runs, wait a few minutes before chasing them. That way, they’ll think you don’t care, and you can get them by suprise.
5) If it’s a botter, or one that ignores you, I have a suggestion. As a hacker’s spawn relies on just them being in the map, invite some bored friends over to laugh at the hacker. Even three other people on the map will significantly decrease his or her spawn to the point of being useless.
6) Don’t ask for hacks. They’ll tell you to go to msowned. 😛
7) Unless the hacker seems sincerely interested, don’t bother trying to talk philosiphy (sp? sorry) with them. It’s just annoying.
8) Don’t bother to report level 1 noobs flying around Henesys. They’re just looking for attention, and it’s never the main account. Save your report for someone who really deserves it.
9) It’s not nice to bully hacker hunters. EVEN the ones who hack to find other hackers (aka the offscreeners). They’re not harming you, unless they post huge rants about all the hackers that supposedly “bothered” you.
10) The threads on SleepyWood forum and Basil do nothing. Report them straight to Wizet, and try to have friends do the same. read more