I know there are a lot of people who can type up better and more beneficial guides than me, but this is just a general guide of how to get through CC plz people with some tips, what to say, and a skit at the end, so enjoy! ^^.
Okay, I know probably most of the MS population has encountered a similar type of situation, where a maple enter a populated map, e.g. kitties, boars, zombies and red drakes. You go through all the channels trying to find an empty one, and finally find one that has only 1 or 2 players, and starts to train. All of a sudden a player pops up and say “cc plz”. What do you do then?
Here are something you can say/do.
1) Ignore them and continue training.
2) Say “Mastercard or Visa” (cc plz=credit card please) *[Thanks to Ayummy for the idea]
3) Say “No thanks, I like it here.”
4) Truthfully tell them you looked through all the channels and this is the only close-to-empty one you can find.
5) Say “After You”. read more

So I was happily browsing through blogs, and typed in a comment at AznRiceFan’s fic. The next thing I knew, I had a warning slammed on me, and I was restricted from posting.

The record of suspension is as shown. I don’t understand it: I don’t remember ever typing that string of characters in one go at any point of my computer-bound life. I’m pretty sure I know how to spell. read more

Episode 5 Regret the Paradox

Two guards walk into a large room open room behind Ryuu and Kunai, stun guns pointed at their backs. In front of them is a large circular hole, leading down into a bottomless abyss. Hovering over the hole is a large throne built around an equally large computer, held up by many wires.

Sitting in the throne is a thin man with long blue hair, its bangs partially veiling his face. The man wears a small red monocle over a pair of glasses, and is draped in a thin protective layer of armor. He rises to his feet on top of his throne as Ryuu and Kunai are thrown onto their knees before him. read more

“Maggie, I love you…” Daniel mouthed these words. Those maybe simple words but contain a lot of meaning.
“NO! I love you! A lot more” Keith cried

“I love you too” I said
Quick as a flash, I grabbed my beautiful fairy wand mumbled a spell. I aimed holy arrows. Soon enough Keith was already on the ground.
“Maggie, im so glad you remember… You saved me!” Daniel said
“No Daniel, you saved me! It was all because of me that got you into this mess. I should be the one who’s really sorry!” I cried.
“Love, even though everything over, I still feel guilty. Keith went through all this because of me. He loved me and I was only person he would ever love. Now that I got you I feel sorry for him. Let me heal him please?” I asked read more

ROFL, i really wanna finish story, but can’t really find any good endings or continuation on the 4th job skills….
Read the other parts be4 this one.

The Crimson Balrogs stared in fear as they knew I was way above them in strengh. Not even Striker can stand against me now I thought. The Crimsons ROARED with all their might trying to escape, “don’t even try, you won’t break free” I snickered. read more

Mike charged at me again and he used his spear to do a high jump. He kicked at me but i dodged again. He got angry and shouted,” Will you stand still and fight?!” ” I don’t want to hurt you Mike…” I said as tears dropped down from my face. “Quit giving me that face, Luke, FIGHT WITH ME!” he screamed and attacked me once again. “I’m sorry, Mike…” I whispered softly and took out my dark slain. I took out my steelies and flash jumped forward, while doing that i fired three lucky sevens. Both of them hit him in the chest but was reflected by the armour. “Heh. You gotta try harder than that.” He snickered and did dragon booster at me. I was hit on the leg but i felt no pain. Out of the corner of my eye, i actually saw one tear drops from Mike’s eyes. I knew what was happening. I pretend to fall to the ground and laid unconcious. Mike walked towards me slowly with his weapon high up in the air.Suddenly, he stopped and said,” Phew..” I got up slowly and said,” Is he gone?” He nodded his head ,” How did you know that i was acting?” “I know you too well, Mike. You will never attack me, we are almost brothers.” I answered. He laughed softly and said,” Yea… You know me too well.”
” I’m actually also trying to stop this war.” he said.
” Well… How do we do it?”
He shrugged and i sighed.” I have to go to Dark Lord today afternoon and get the letter and go to dances with balrog to solve the misunderstanding.”
“Well, than i wish you good luck. I will help you if i can.” Mike said and went out of the door.
I took out a return scroll to kerning city and i appeared outside the pub. I went in and saw 4 hermits sitting there talking. I went down the steps and they all looked at me. ” Is this the fifth member?” asked one of them to Dark Lord. Dark Lord nodded his head calmly. I walked over to them. ” Introduce yourselves, my pupils.” Dark Lord said. “I’m Sam and this is Dick.” said one of the hermits pointing to the one sitting beside him. ” I’m James and the one beside me is Will.” said another one. “Im Luke.” I said. “Well hello, Luke.” Sam and Dick said together. ” Thanks.” i muttered. “Enough chit-chat,” said Dark Lord and told us to come over. “I want Sam to take the letter. I trust him the most.” We nodded as Sam went up to take the letter from the master rogue. “So whats the plan?” asked James. ” That’s for you to think, my pupils.” Dark Lord said and dissapeared. ” I hate it when that happens.” said Will. ” Me too.” I said. ” I can’t think of any plan, guys.” said Sam. ” Neither can i .” said Dick and Will. James stood there quietly. ” Anything wrong, James?” I asked. ” I think i got a plan.” he said and told us the plan. “…. So Luke you take the left part of perion. Is that arranged? We will use dark sight and creep through the guards. I heard that there are beams protecting the door so dark sight cannot pass it. We have to go through the beams with our own abilities. Than there will be a lot more guards inside. We have to fight them as there are more beams inside and dark sight will be a burden to us if we use it. Got it?” he said. We all nodded and Dick said ,” Awesome plan, James!” He smiled and said “lets go.” We walked over slowly discussing about our lifes. ” So who have a girlfriend?” Will asked looking around grinning. Suddenly my PDA started ringing. It was sasuki. “Where are you? I can’t find you at the red drakes.” she asked. ” I’m …err… on a mission… I might never see you again but.. don’t think of it that way Sasuki. Please do not call me anymore Sasuki. I’ll call you when i finish the mission, if i’ll ever have the chance.” I said into the PDA. “But-” sasuki said but i cut off my buddy talk. Once i did that the others went “W0000000T” I said,” It’s normal to have a girlfriend right? Making a big deal out of it =.=” They giggled and we continued our way to perion. As we reached Perion, I saw some spearmans and fighters patrolling around the maps. “Ambush them.” said James and we flash jumped out of our hiding place and fired lucky 7’s after lucky 7’s. The group were surprised and did not put up a fight as when they found out what was happening, they were already dead. As we neared the teleporter leading to perion, James said,” This is it, the time to determine if we will be dead or alive.Good luck everyone, on their jobs. Now let’s go.” I went through the shiny teleporter, waiting for my death or honour to come.
~To be continued read more

The Love, Life And Death Part 3

“Awww, where am I?” Jonathan remarked as his head spun and he then slowly recalled the Crimson Balrog incident.

He looked around him, there were 12 people “asleep” on the floor, Dances With Balrog had left already. It seemed a little weird but someone gave all of them air bubbles to breathe… Breathe? Where were they? That question rung in Jon’s head. He stared at the surroundings and then saw a sign “Welcome To Aquarium”. read more

“poor bear aka mouse…..2 ” <–thats the title of the screen shot in basil market.

(i named it that because, a few months back i thought the mouse was a bear,and couldnt change the title of the picture and some people might remember)

i posted the pic of me doing 50k…not to show off….but because….i get average of how “much damage u do” whispers 10 times per day…. read more

Ok, I did the lame JF spoof and currently I’m not really doing a second part because I need to spoof a new idea first.

Requirements:
1. Don’t get insulted by bad spelling
2. Have a villian for me to spoof or an alternate character than I can make look stupid
3. Patience, I’m very busy
4. A story with at least 2000 words of established plot if not I cannot write
5. Understand that I may turn down your request if I’m frickin’ busy read more

Suaka began to amass an army, full of orange mushrooms, snails, and shrooms. They killed everybody and the town was in ruins. They traveled to South Perry, killed all the residents, and demanded that Captain Shanks take them to Victoria Island. “Err…. Uhh…. 150 mesos? Ehe?” A few seconds later, all that was left of Captain Shanks was the feather in his hat, stained with dark, crimson blood. Suaka quickly squished (LOL) on board and tried to start the ship. “what!! IT WON’T WORK!” yelled Suaka in frustration, so he quickly took out the sword he had been given to from his late Uncle Mushry and began to stab the controls. The machines whirred to life. Suaka stepped back, hoping he didn’t do anything wrong. Suddenly, the machine hovered into the air. “MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT WORKED! LETS GET ON BOARD!!” The colossal army got onto the ship, and they flew to Victoria Island. Their first target: Lith Harbor. A sign next to the ship’s port said: Lith Harbor, a peaceful town next to the harbor, eagerly awaiting the new adventurers to begin their quest. “My ass!” Suaka laughed. They destroyed the sign and killed Teo. Then they moved forward, killing and destroying every building and person in their way. “MUHAHAHA!!! We have capture Lith Harbor!” Suaka yelled to his army.
“HUZZAH!! (xD)” victoriously yelled the army.
They recruited most of the monsters they passed, making an even bigger army. Their next objective: Henesys.
The first thing they did was at three way split. They killed all the low levels training there and recruited the pigs and snails. They moved on to Henesys, killing all the passerby. When they got to Henesys, they mauled the taxi until the taxi driver inside died from a pierced lung, kidney, and appendix. Then all the orange mushrooms went into the tree and told their mom to come out. Mushmom jumped out of the tree, along with thousands of iron pigs, and went on a rampage, quaking everything. they soon destroyed Henesys, as the last resident of Henesys, Chief Stan, was squished by a big Mushroom butt. Then they went to Ellinia and basically killed all the fairies because they were so weak. Grendel came out out of his house and looked upon the town to see what the commotion was. What he saw would scar his life forever. Fairies, against the wall with pigs eating them. The trees were burning in a huge holocaustic inferno. Grendel began to boil with anger and he used an extremely powerful spell to kill Mushmom. She was wounded, but she managed to fight back. She first pounced on him and then hit him to the side after punching his lungs. He began to suffocate. He looked at the staff in his hand, with the tiny golden inscriptions shining from the Victorian sun. He knew that would be the last light he would ever see. They moved on to Perion, and recruited all the drakes and boars as they unleashed their fury among the High Mountain town. Manji tried to protect the town by slaying a few boars and drakes, but their power was no match for Manji. The killed him instantly as the drakes tore him apart, devouring his flesh. All that was left of Manji was a meat ridden corpse, and a broken katana. The last place left to destroy was Kerning City, where life bustled with high commotion. The darkness in Suaka’s heart was so overwhelming, he could not control himself any longer. His shell began to change colors from blue to black. He grew bigger, and bigger, and his puny body was turned into a colossal, muscular beast. He destroyed Kerning City by body slamming everything and he recruited the darkstone gollems in Sleepywood after mauling the few residents that lived there. There was nothing left to stop Suaka and his powerful army. As the army advanced upon Orbis, Crimson Balrogs joined them. They arrived in Orbis and turned the holy city into a dark ruin. They went to El Nath and recruited the werewolves and managed to convice Zakum to basically destroy the continent of Orbis. They soon traveled to Ludibrium and guess who the recruited: Thanatos and Gatekeeper. They were the ultimate killing machine and they, the army, knocked the EOS tower down to the floor. Then they recruited all the aliens after crushing all the people in Omega Sector. As they were about to yell their Victory to the now destroyed world, a lone, shining warrior appeared in the darkness…. read more