No, this isn’t another episode of “The Twilight Zone.” This is everyday life.
You see, I was just walking to my next class today, which happened to be Art. A 9th grader by the name of “Josh” wasn’t paying attention, and walked into a door. Now, amazingly, no one said, “Oh, are you okay?” or, “Ouch.”
The collision was met with a chorus of, “Owned!”