Narrator: Now ,Zhlon has been revived, somehow, and is heading to the next dangerous monster to get an interview, the tonberries at Centra Ruins.Lets watch…

Zhlon: O.K, now that im revived, time to tackle more monsters!!! Lets start by running pointlessly around the map and see if we encounter any random battles.
*initiate random monster battle music*
Zhlon: Here’s one! Tell me , Tonberry sir, What do you do during your free time and stuff?
Tonberry: …
*Takes a step forward*
Narr: I think you should press the two shoulder buttons and run away like that little girly you are…
Zhlon: Death before dishonor!
Tonberry: Takes another step
Zhlon: This is gonna take a while, so we’ll go to the commercials…

Ever get tired in Timber after a looong train ride? Need to recover your HP from all those battles but you don’t want to use a potion? Then go visit the Old Man’s house at the end of the street and try, Owl’s Tears! This drink truly revitalises you, to the max!

Zhlon: So… Do you ever change your clothes or something?
Tonberry: Takes step forward to stand right in front of Zhlon.
Narr: It was nice meeting you, Zhlon!

[h]DOINK[/h]

2nd try:
Zhlon: I have no idea how i survived, maybe by the power of Odin, that stab was meant to kill me. Thank the gawds. I’ll try to dress up like a tonberry, maybe that’ll earn me some respect…

Zhlon: Hullo, Fellow Tonberrians!
Tonberry #1: Sgzs’r sgd hchns h Cnhljdc itrs mnv!
Tonberry #2: Bnnk, H vzmmz sqx!
Zhlon: Errr… hello?
Tonberry #1,2: FNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Zhlon: ARRRRGH!!!!!!1!!111!!!!1!!

Narr: Thus ends another tale of another monster for Zhlon, let’s hope she survives 2 hits this time. This is the Narrator, Over and out.