Ok, now im on Cactuar Island( final fantasy 8), where it is heaven to cactuars and jumbo ones alike! Lets get the ball rolling~~

Zhlon: Kz, so Mr Cactuar no.1, what do you normally do here?
Cactuar 1: …
Zholn: …
Cactuar: *runs away*
Zhlon: O_O What!?!? WAIT~~~~~~~……

Zhlon: Ok, found me a 2nd target, lets get close up!!
* 1000 agonising needles later….*
Zhlon: Double owwie, ok thats the last one i guess, ok gonna find out last one! I spot one in the distant!!
*Runs to cactuar*
Zhlon: Its just a giant cactus, thats all!! DANG!!!What, that thing’s a monster? Jumbo cactuar? Nah can’t be…
*10000 painful, agonising needles later…*
Zhlon: Need… Phoenix… Down…

Thus ends a small step of Zhlon’s journey, what more dangers will he encounter next? What more injuries will he take next? When will i ever stop talking? Who am I anyways, you wonder? We may never know…

Flame me all you want,if you say im copying fenrir, im proud and ready for this.