FFX Monster Interviews: Seymor

Zhlon: And welcome viewers! You’re just in time to see MONSTER INTERVIEWS!

Ten den ten deeeeeen~~~~

Narr: That was my job~~ T.T
Zhlon: Guess what mister, you’re fired!
Narr: What!!?? Who the…
Ex-Narr: That’s my job now.
Narr: !@@$#$%^%$#@
Zhlon: Yesh, yesh, i know, so can you just… shoo off…
Narr: T.T I will get moi revenge!

Narr: Feels so good to be back here…
Zhlon: Don’t get too cocky.
Zhlon: Today, we’re gonna…

Ex-Narr: That’s the one!
Zhlon: WTH?
Seymor: I see you’ve fired a crew member.
Zhlon: Any problem to you?
Seymor: Well, actually, no. But your Ex-Narrator, is busy talking to be about getting his job back, and asks me to whoop your butt.Actually, im not gonna whoop your butt for him. Its for me.
Zhlon: Why?
Seymor: Cuz he annoys me, and that makes me wanna kill the person who sent the annoying guy to me.
Zhlon: Bring it!
Narr: OOOooooohhhhh….

Narr: Seymor Vs Zhlon in a summoning battle!
Zhlon: Wait, i don’t have any summons!
Narr: Oh yes you do!
Seymor: I summon Anima!(I think that how u spell it DX)

Zhlon: What!?!? *Checks guidebook* You should’nt have summoned that so early!
Seymor: Phissh. Please, I just wanna finish this as fast as I can.
Zhlon: Oh well… In that case…
Narr: Yesh, do it…
Zhlon:I friggin summon…
Everyone on the cast: o_o” C’mon, just say it!
Zhlon: Mario?

Mario: Yay~
Seymor: Hey, wait a minute, thats not a summon!
Narr: Its called cheating! Now deal with it!
Zhlon: If you win, i’ll treat you to italian pasta.
Mario: Okie-Dokies~
Seymor: Wait a minute, Italian pasta?
Zhlon: *Throws a mega-shroom to mario*

Zhlon: Any last words Seymor?
Seymor: I love Yuna?
Tidus: Hey! Back off, she’s mine!
Zhlon: Go get ’em Mario!

Seymor: Nuuuuuuuuuuu………
Narr: Too much squishyness in this scene. Lets fast forward. *Takes out a universal remote.*

Skips all the way to end

Narr: There we go.
Mario: Yay! I havva some Pasta, and it tasta so good!
Zhlon: Glad you’re happy, now shoo.

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