FF VII

Narr: Whoopie! It’s my first job here and…
Zhlon: And you’d better not screw this up, or we’ll be going down!
Narr: Right. Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night viewers, as we have another amazing intense Monster Interviews with your favourite host, Zhlon! And as a new Narrator…
Zhlon: Cut to the chase please…
Narr: Right… Today, we’re in a sub, trying to hunt the ever-so-elusive Sapphire Weapon, Master of the Seas!!

Zhlon: Coordinates.
Driver: No sign on the Wea… Wait… Something’s coming on the radar! Its coming nearer… Its Huge!!!
Zhlon: Proccede to battle stations! Load the Torps and prepare to fire!

*Insert Jaws music*

Zhlon: Steady….

*Louder Jaws Music*

Zhlon: STEADY…

*Even Louder Jaws Music*

Zhlon: Almost…
Narr: OH, I Cant take the suspense! *Pushes fire buttons*
Zhlon: No, you dillhole!

Torp #1: Wheeeeeee~~~
Torp #2: Im gonna DIE!!!!
Torp #3: Holy **** IM GOING SO FAST!!!
Torp #4: Blub blub~~
Mario: Itsa ME! MARIO!

*Scratchy sound*

Mario: What?

Zhlon: Engage close range combat!
Sapphire Weapon: Rawr.
Zhlon: Today, my men, we fight to the end!
Battle Men: TO THE END!
Zhlon: CHARGE!!!!
Mario: Whee-hee!
*Stampede* *Insert Lord of The Rings Music*

S.W: Rawr?
Narr: I wanna go home~~~

Man#1: It is indestructable! How do we kill it!
Zhlon: It MUST have a weakness! Search for it! What are the scouts doing!?!?
Man #2: Their looking for pearls!
Zhlon: Those lousy…
Mario: Yahoo~~
Zhlon: Quit bouncing around!

*Steps on on/off switch*

S.W: Rawr…… System, shut down.
Zhlon: Well what do you know. I WAS TRYING TO GET AN INTERVIEW WITH THAT THING, AND YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!!
Mario: Yay~~
Zhlon: You are so dead!!

Narr: So, we live and there ends another one of, ZHLON’S…
Zhlon: Get the old narrator back.